A high-key boyfriend

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A boyfriend you live with, work with, and have been married to for 10 years. You're planning to buy a house and get a dog. He's like Dan Howell to Phil Lester, but Phil doesn't know what that means and probably doesn't care.
'You're not my boyfriend, you're my business partner and future husband.'
'Why are we still buying groceries? We live together!'
'If we adopt a dog, I'm getting the one that stares you down.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A boyfriend you're stuck with. You live together. You work together. You've been through 10 years of bad decisions. You're planning to buy a house and get a dog. He's like Dan Howell to Phil Lester, but Phil doesn't get it and probably never will.
'I'm not your boyfriend, I'm your roommate and partner in crime.'
'We're not dating, we're running a business together.'
'If we adopt a dog, it better not be a shiba inu.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A boyfriend you live with, work with, and have known for 10 years. You're planning to buy a house and get a dog. He's like Dan Howell to Phil Lester, but Phil is still clueless and doesn't care.
'You're not my boyfriend, you're my business partner and future husband.'
'Why are we still buying groceries? We live together!'
'If we adopt a dog, it better not be a corgi.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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