A hippie has
A hippie has a head like a jungle, wears clothes that look like they were sewn by a drunk bear, and smells like a rotten sandwich that’s been left in the sun.
I saw a hippie once. I thought I was looking at a monster from a fairy tale.
My hippie brother said he’s a wizard. I believe him. He smells like magic and rot.
That hippie tried to talk to me. I had to run to the store for a breath mint.