A hippie with titties

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A hot lady who thinks she’s a revolutionary but really just likes free food, good vibes, and showing off her big boobies while pretending she cares about saving the planet.
She posted a selfie at a protest with a sign that said 'Save the Bees' and a caption that said 'But also save my bra.'
She tried to start a commune but it fell apart when she demanded everyone call her 'Muse.'
She donated $5 to a charity and then bought a $500 dress.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real-life fairy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word 'no' and thinks her giant titties are a gift from the universe to help people relax and drop their pants.
She showed up to a protest in a bikini and a beret and told everyone they were ‘not ready for the full power of her tits.’
She tried to run for mayor but lost because she kept saying ‘dude’ instead of ‘sir.’
She started a band called ‘The Boobies’ and it was just her and a keyboard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman who thinks she’s a hippie but is really just a walking billboard for her own brand of breast enhancement and free love.
She opened a ‘love and lactation’ café and it was just free coffee and a lot of eye-rolling.
She tried to preach peace but yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong kind of latte.
She had a tattoo that said ‘I love everyone’ but blocked her ex on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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