A hippie with titties
A woman who thinks she’s a hippie but is really just a walking billboard for her own brand of breast enhancement and free love.
She opened a ‘love and lactation’ café and it was just free coffee and a lot of eye-rolling.
She tried to preach peace but yelled at the barista for giving her the wrong kind of latte.
She had a tattoo that said ‘I love everyone’ but blocked her ex on Instagram.