A lie and a half
A lie so big it could knock out a whole family. Like if you said you ate all the pizza and then claimed you didn’t even know what pizza was.
My mom said I didn’t fail math. A lie and a half. I got a 12%.
He said he didn’t cheat on the test. A lie and a half. He had the answers written on his leg.
She said she didn’t eat the whole cake. A lie and a half. There was frosting on her face.