A lie and a half

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A lie so big it could knock out a whole family. Like if you said you ate all the pizza and then claimed you didn’t even know what pizza was.
My mom said I didn’t fail math. A lie and a half. I got a 12%.
He said he didn’t cheat on the test. A lie and a half. He had the answers written on his leg.
She said she didn’t eat the whole cake. A lie and a half. There was frosting on her face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A lie so bad it could make a saint swear. Like when you say you didn’t hit your little brother, but he has a black eye and a broken nose.
He said he didn’t steal my phone. A lie and a half. It was in his pocket.
She said she didn’t talk to the principal. A lie and a half. She was in his office.
My dad said he didn’t eat the whole pizza. A lie and a half. There was crust on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A lie so fake it could make a magician cry. Like when you said you didn’t eat the last slice of pizza, but there’s no pizza left and you have a cheese stain on your shirt.
She said she didn’t break the lamp. A lie and a half. It was on the floor in pieces.
He said he didn’t throw the book at the teacher. A lie and a half. The teacher had a paper cut on his hand.
My brother said he didn’t eat my sandwich. A lie and a half. There was mustard on his chin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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