A lie and a half
A lie so fake it could make a magician cry. Like when you said you didn’t eat the last slice of pizza, but there’s no pizza left and you have a cheese stain on your shirt.
She said she didn’t break the lamp. A lie and a half. It was on the floor in pieces.
He said he didn’t throw the book at the teacher. A lie and a half. The teacher had a paper cut on his hand.
My brother said he didn’t eat my sandwich. A lie and a half. There was mustard on his chin.