A levi

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A boner that randomly decides it wants to be a magnet and pulls your hands into your hands like you’re a stupid idiot.
My boner just pulled my hands into my hands. What even is life?
Levi’s boner is like a stupid kid with a magnet.
Why is my boner being a magnet? I didn’t sign up for this.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man who loves someone like they’re the only person on Earth and never stops loving them even when they cheat, forget about him, and act like he’s not even there.
Levi loves her like she’s the only person on Earth. She cheated. He still loves her.
He lets her love someone else just to see her happy. He’s a goddamn idiot.
He works 12-hour days just to forget about her. She still loves someone else.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A guy who looks like a goddamn angel in a button down shirt. Don’t even try to look at him.
He walked in wearing a button down shirt. I died.
That guy is so hot in a button down shirt. I want to cry.
I saw him in a button down shirt. My heart stopped.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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It’s a Levi. What else is it going to be? A stupid boner? A holy man? No. It’s a Levi.
It’s a Levi. Of course it is.
That’s just a Levi. No big deal.
It’s not a holy man. It’s a Levi.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. He’ll marry you, date you, be your best friend, and still make your life hell if you don’t keep him.
He’ll marry you. He’ll date you. He’ll be your best friend. He’ll also make your life hell.
He’ll stay with you even if life is hard. He’ll also make your life hell.
He’ll rock your world. He’ll also make your life hell.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A goddamn warrior who will fight for you, be honest with you, and make you laugh when you’re sad. He’s the best thing to ever happen to you.
He’ll fight for you. He’ll be honest with you. He’ll laugh when you’re sad.
He’s a warrior. He’s honest. He’ll make you laugh.
He’s the best thing. He’s a warrior. He’s honest.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A tiny, mean, cleaning-obsessed little freak who hates little German boys and their dumb Titan problems.
That tiny freak is cleaning again. I hate him.
He hates little German boys who yell about Titans. I get it.
He’s tiny. He’s mean. He cleans too much. He’s a goddamn freak.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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