A level Athletes

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A level Athletes are the type of guys who make White American men feel like they just got beaten by a giant meaty chicken.

My cousin plays like an A level Athlete. He ran faster than my dog chasing a pizza box.

That guy in the NBA is an A level Athlete. He jumps higher than my mom when she sees my report card.

My teacher called me an A level Athlete. I think he meant I’m a giant meaty chicken.

A level Athletes are the kind of people who make White American men look like they just got kicked by a donkey wearing a gym sock.

My brother is an A level Athlete. He can bench press my entire family.

That NBA player is an A level Athlete. He blocks shots like he’s mad at the whole world.

My neighbor called me an A level Athlete. I think he’s mad because I beat him at video games.

A level Athletes are the kind of people who make White American men feel like they just got hit by a bus and then insulted by a donkey.

That guy in the NFL is an A level Athlete. He runs faster than my dad when he’s late for work.

My friend is an A level Athlete. He can dunk a basketball like it’s a bad habit.

My teacher called me an A level Athlete. I think he’s trying to say I’m a bus and a donkey.