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A fat guy who can’t take it anymore and needs to jerk off before he explodes. He’s like a balloon that’s about to pop.

My uncle is a Horny Potato and he’s been trying to jerk off for two hours.

That guy at the gym is a Horny Potato and he’s making a mess of the restrooms.

I told my Horny Potato brother to stop eating and just stroke already.

A morning ritual where you chug vodka instead of brushing your teeth and then throw it all over the place like a drunk kid who just lost his lunch.

I woke up with a hangover and a mouth full of trash. Vodka was my only hope.

I drank a whole bottle of vodka just to keep my teeth from turning into bricks.

I tried to brush my teeth with a bottle of vodka. It was like a fight between my mouth and a drunk raccoon.

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A hookers toothbrush

When you don't have a toothbrush and you decide to wash your mouth out with Peppermint Schnapps because your tongue looks like it got run over by a truck.

After spending the night in three different beds, I had to gargle Schnapps just to keep my mouth from exploding.

I had to use Schnapps as my toothbrush because my tongue was covered in glitter and regret.

I tried to brush my teeth with Schnapps. It tasted like a party that went too far.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A hookers toothbrush

A way to clean your mouth after a night of partying or puking, where you swig alcohol like it's your new best friend and hope it fixes your mouth.

I swigged vodka like it was my last chance to survive the day.

After throwing up on a stranger's floor, I used vodka to clean my mouth like it was a crime scene.

I drank straight vodka to clean my mouth because my tongue was covered in chaos.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A hook leg

A hook leg is when a dude grabs a girl's leg and slams her into the wall like she’s a sack of crap, then holds her there while he cums all over her face.

My cousin got a hook leg at the club and screamed like he was being tortured.

That guy at the park did a hook leg on his girlfriend and she fell over like a drunk cow.

My homie got a hook leg from his ex and now he’s still sore from it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A hook leg

A hook leg is when a girl tries to sleep with you but ends up talking your ear off about her ex like you're her therapist and she’s on a break.

My girl tried to hook me up but then we talked for three hours about her ex's new beard.

He tried to lay with me, but I had to listen to his rant about his job for an hour.

She tried to hook up with me, but I got a lecture on how to cook eggs instead.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A homiephobe

A girlfriend who gets mad if her boyfriend spends time with his homie instead of her.

My girl screamed at me because I went to the mall with my homie instead of her.

She threw a fit because I texted my homie instead of her.

She called me a traitor because I hung out with my homie on Saturday.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A homiephobe

When your friend doesn't want to hang out, so you're stuck doing stuff alone and no one wants to be your homie.

My friend said no to my party, so I had to go alone and it sucked.

I tried to hang out with him, but he said he was doing something else.

I invited my homie to my game, but he said he had no time.

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A homiephobe

Like being homophobic, but instead of not liking gay people, you don't like your homie being friendly with other homies.

My homie hugged his homie, and I said, 'What's wrong with you?'

I don't like it when my homie hangs out with his homie.

He went to the park with his homie, and I called him a coward.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A homiephobe

When your homie refuses to kiss you goodnight and says no homo, so you're mad and feel neglected.

My homie said 'no homo' when I asked him to kiss me goodnight.

He wouldn't kiss me and said, 'You're not my type.'

He said 'no homo' and I called him a heartbreaker.

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A homiephobe

A fear of your homie getting too close to you and showing love or affection.

I don't like it when my homie hugs me and says 'I love you.'

He gave me a big kiss on the cheek, and I was like, 'What is this?'

He said, 'You're the best homie ever,' and I was confused.

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A homiephobe

When your homie doesn't want to be affectionate with other homies and is a total grumpy person.

My homie wouldn't let his homie hug him and said, 'I don't like that.'

He wouldn't kiss his homie goodnight and said, 'I'm not that gay.'

He yelled at his homie for hugging him and said, 'Back off!'

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A homiephobe

Homiephobic is like being homophobic, but instead of hating gay people, you hate when your homie shows love to other homies.

My homie said, 'I love my homie,' and I called him a homiephobic.

He said, 'I kiss my homie goodnight,' and I was like, 'What's wrong with you?'

He hugged his homie and I said, 'You're acting like a homiephobic.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A home

A place you’re stuck in because you had no choice, like being stuck in a German hotel with no Wi-Fi and a guy named Wilbur Soot ranting about how bad his quarantine was.

'Why is my home a hotel? I just wanted to be sick in peace.'

'Wilbur Soot said home is a place you get stuck in and you can't escape.'

'Home is just a fancy word for being trapped in a room with a guy who rants about his bad hair.'

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A home

A sign in a German hotel that says 'You are not home. You are just here.' And it's the worst thing you've ever seen.

'The sign said home is not here. I was crying.'

'I saw that sign and I wanted to punch the hotel.'

'That sign made me feel like I never belonged anywhere.'

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A home

Where you're from, but you're stuck in a different place because you're in university and your brain is confused.

'I'm from the city but I live in a dorm. That's home-home.'

'Home is where I was born, but I'm stuck in a university city.'

'I say home-home when I'm not in my actual home.'

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A home

A line said by a dream team in Minecraft that made everyone laugh and then cry because they were homesick.

'Dream team said home is a place you miss even if you hate it.'

'That line made me cry and laugh at the same time.'

'I heard that line and I felt like I was back home.'

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A home

Where your parents or guardian live, and you probably hate them for making you go there.

'My home is where my parents live and I hate them for it.'

'My home is with my legal guardian and I'm stuck there.'

'Where my parents live is my home and I never want to go back.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A home

A place that makes you feel calm and happy even if you’re far away and missing your favorite person.

'Home is where I feel calm even when I’m miles away.'

'You make me feel like home even when we’re apart.'

'Home is not a place. It’s you.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A home

The place you love, where you feel safe and happy, and you’d rather be there than anywhere else.

'Home is where I feel safe and happy.'

'I’d rather be home than anywhere else in the world.'

'Home is the place I want to be every day.'

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