A hook leg
A hook leg is when a girl tries to sleep with you but ends up talking your ear off about her ex like you're her therapist and she’s on a break.
My girl tried to hook me up but then we talked for three hours about her ex's new beard.
He tried to lay with me, but I had to listen to his rant about his job for an hour.
She tried to hook up with me, but I got a lecture on how to cook eggs instead.