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A fat asshole
A fat asshole is when someone gets so angry they puff up like a chicken and let out a fart so big it could knock someone out.
My mom turned into a fat asshole after I told her my grades were bad.
During a Zoom call, my dad turned into a fat asshole and my coworkers laughed so hard they cried.
My brother called me a fat asshole after I ate the last slice of cake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat asshole
A fat asshole is a silly insult that office nerds use to tease their friends when they lose in video games. No one really knows why it means fat people, but it’s probably because they’re too big to fit in the chair.
My coworker called me a fat asshole after I lost a game of Fortnite.
My friend’s boss called him a fat asshole during lunch break.
My brother said my uncle was a fat asshole after he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat asshole
A fat asshole is a fancy way to greet your best friend, but only if you’re white. If you’re black, it’s Black, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole. It’s not racist, it’s just how it works. Also, if you’re gay, don’t be a fat asshole, that’s just gay.
My friend said, ‘Eat my fat asshole,’ and we laughed for an hour.
My cousin called my uncle a fat asshole and he threw a sandwich at him.
My brother told my sister, ‘Eat my fat asshole,’ and she said, ‘You’re not even fat.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fat asshole
A fat asshole is when you pull your cheeks and fart, and if it still makes a noise, you’re a fat asshole.
I pulled my cheeks and farted, and my dog laughed at me.
My friend pulled his cheeks and farted so loud, my neighbor came to check.
I told my mom I was a fat asshole, and she said, ‘You are.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
To trick someone so bad they think they're losing their mind.
My cousin said he'd help me move, then he stole my couch and said it was a 'moving fee.'
My boss told me I was getting a raise, then I got a pay cut and a new boss.
My girlfriend said she was going to the store, came back with three kids and a dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
Changing the rules mid-game so you win and the other guy gets the short end of the stick.
He said we were playing poker, then he added a rule that I had to pay him if I folded.
She said we were splitting the bill, then she took the whole thing and said it was a 'tip.'
My buddy said we'd split the pizza, then he took the whole thing and said it was a 'pizza tax.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
Your family member robbing you blind in real estate, loans, or outright stealing your stuff.
My uncle sold me a house for double the price and said it was a 'family discount.'
My sister gave me a loan then said it was a 'gift' and now I have to pay her back triple.
My brother stole my car and said it was 'just borrowing it for a few days.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
Going into the porta potty to jerk off, drink, or have sex at work.
He went into the porta potty during the meeting and came out 10 minutes later with a beer.
She went into the porta potty and came out with a guy and a pizza.
My coworker went into the porta potty and came out with a full-blown hangover.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
Going to the bathroom to drink, jerk off, or have sex with someone.
He said he was going to the bathroom, but came out 15 minutes later with a drink and a guy.
She went to the bathroom and came back with a burger and a new guy.
My coworker went to the bathroom and came back with a hangover and a new friend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
Going to the bathroom or pretending to go to the bathroom so you can get drunk, do drugs, jerk off, or leave.
He said he was going to the bathroom, but he came back 20 minutes later with a full bag of chips and a guy.
She said she was going to the bathroom, but she came back with a new friend and a drink.
My boss said he was going to the bathroom, but he came back with a drink, a guy, and a new plan to steal my job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast one
Trying to scam, trick, or con someone so bad they don’t even realize it until they’re broke and mad.
He said he was my friend, then he took my money and said it was a 'loan.'
She said she was helping me, then she took my car and said it was a 'gift.'
My brother said he was going to help me, then he took my money and said it was a 'tip.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast moo
Blatant sexual activity while pouring milk on her back like it’s a punishment. Both people moo like they’re in a dairy farm choir.
I tried to fast moo, but she spilled milk everywhere and laughed at me.
He poured so much milk I thought she was gonna drown in it.
They mooed so loud the neighbors called the police.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast moo
Doing the doggy style while drenching her back in milk. Both people sound like cows at a loud concert.
They were fast mooing so hard the milk went on the ceiling.
She said she’d never do it again after he threw milk in her face.
He fast mooed me in the kitchen and I got milk on my shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fast moo
Getting it on like a cow in heat while drenching her back with milk. They moo like they’re both mad at the world.
He fast mooed me while I was eating cereal and I got milk in my mouth.
They fast mooed in the living room and the dog drank the milk.
She poured milk on my back and said, 'You're the best cow I ever knew.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart in a briefcase
A useless poser who talks too much and wears a suit like it’s a badge of honor, but it’s just a fart in a briefcase.
My boss thinks he’s important, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He gave a 10-minute speech about nothing. Classic fart in a briefcase.
He tried to impress me with his suit. I saw his lunch. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart in a briefcase
A loudmouth who thinks he’s the main event, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He yells at everyone but can’t fix a coffee. Fart in a briefcase.
He claims to be the CEO, but he doesn’t even know the company’s name. Fart in a briefcase.
He talks like he’s important. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart in a briefcase
A guy who smells like regret and tries to act like he’s got it all together. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He smells like old pizza and regret. Fart in a briefcase.
He tries to be cool, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He wears a suit and smells like his shoes. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart in a briefcase
A man who thinks he’s a leader, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s the boss, but he can’t even make a coffee. Fart in a briefcase.
He gives orders like he’s a general. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s important. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart in a briefcase
A guy who talks too much and smells like he’s been sitting on a throne of trash. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He talks nonstop and smells like a trash can. Fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s important, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He smells like he’s been living in a trash can. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A fart in a briefcase
A blowhard who thinks he’s the main event but can’t even fix his own coffee. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He talks like he’s important but can’t fix his coffee. Fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s the main event but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He yells at everyone but can’t even make a sandwich. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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