Discover Slang

A Young Dan Green In His Day
a human speed monster. He doesn’t just run, he owns the track. He’s like a superhero with legs
He ran the relay and we won because of him
He ran the 200 meter and I was still eating my breakfast
He beat me in a race and I had to walk home
A YouTube For All of Us
YouTube made a stupid rule in 2008 that let them delete videos with bad language. It’s like they’re trying to kill themselves because they’re too lazy to let people talk dirty on the Internet.
My mom got banned for saying 'darn' too much.
A guy got deleted for swearing during a cat video.
A kid got yelled at for calling his teacher 'a donkey.'
A YouTube For All of Us
The Amazing Atheist called out YouTube for being fake and dumb. He said they’re making the Internet worse by pretending to be cool when they’re actually just a bunch of fake corporate robots.
He said, 'YouTube is a bunch of fake people who think they're cool.'
He posted a video that was 4 hours long about why YouTube is dumb.
He told Fred, 'You’re not cool, you’re just a fake robot.'
A YouTube For All of Us
Google bought YouTube and now they’re trying to make everything boring so they can sell ads to boring people who watch High School Musical 200 times.
They promoted Fred over a real person who said 'fart' in a video.
They put High School Musical on the front page instead of a real person.
They ignored a kid who said 'darn' for 3 hours straight.
A YouTube For All of Us
The Internet is for adults, not kids. If you don’t want your kid to hear 'fart,' then you should be the one who’s dumb, not everyone else.
My dad said, 'I don’t care if my kid hears 'fart,' I’m not dumb.'
A mom got mad because her kid heard 'darn' on a video.
A grandpa said, 'I’ve heard worse than 'fart' in a bar.'
A YouTube For All of Us
People are going to leave YouTube if they keep deleting videos. YouTube is like a kid who gets yelled at for saying 'darn' and now they’re going to leave school because they’re too dumb to stay.
A guy left YouTube because they deleted his 'darn' video.
A kid left because YouTube didn’t let her say 'fart' on her video.
A grandma left because she got yelled at for saying 'darn' for 5 hours straight.
A York
When a football team gets kicked out of the league and then gets kicked out again because they said they were going to win the National League and everyone laughed at them
"We got relegated again? You said we'd win the National League!", @YorkFCFan2023
"They got relegated twice. Just like me in math class.", @YorkFanDad
"First they got relegated. Then they got kicked out again. I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.", @YorkFCSupporter
A York
When a student gets completely destroyed by a York professor or the York staff for no good reason, like they didn't even say anything and just gave you a zero
"My professor gave me a zero for not turning in a paper I didn't even know I had to write.", @YorkStudent2025
"I got failed for not showing up to a class I was never told about.", @YorkStudent123
"They gave me a zero for not knowing the answer to a question I had never studied.", @YorkStudentDied
A York
When students are ripped off by the school because they have to take some crazy class that only happens once every ten years and it's taught on a different planet
"I have to take a class that only happens once every ten years and is taught on a different campus.", @YorkStudent2024
"They made me take a class that only runs every other decade and I had to fly to another city for it.", @YorkStudentDied
"I'm taking a class that's only offered every ten years and it's taught in a different country.", @YorkStudent2025
A York
When you puke. Not just puke. You throw up like a maniac
"I ate three burgers and now I'm throwing up like I'm trying to clean the floor.", @YorkStudent2023
"I threw up in the hallway and now the whole school knows.", @YorkStudent123
"I threw up so hard I think I broke my stomach.", @YorkStudentDied
A York
When you puke in the worst possible place, like on the principal or in a church
"I puked on the principal and now I'm grounded for life.", @YorkStudent2023
"I threw up in the church and now I have to go to confession twice.", @YorkStudent123
"I puked on the altar and now I'm excommunicated.", @YorkStudentDied
A York
When you puke so hard your whole body shakes like you're being electrocuted and you feel like you're going to die
"I puked so hard my whole body shook like a dog with a bath.", @YorkStudent2023
"I puked so hard I think I broke my back.", @YorkStudent123
"I puked like I was trying to clean the inside of my stomach.", @YorkStudentDied
A York
When you get something gross on your clothes, like spaghetti or soda, and it's the worst thing ever
"I got spaghetti on my shirt and now I have to wear it to school.", @YorkStudent2023
"I spilled soda on my pants and now I look like a disaster.", @YorkStudent123
"I got ketchup on my jacket and now I have to wear it for a week.", @YorkStudentDied
A Yoko Ono
An Asian girl who only dates white guys because she thinks they're better, and she thinks all Asians are losers. She’s like the Asian version of a gold digger, but with more attitude and less money.
My cousin got called Yoko Ono at the mall because she was flirting with a white guy while ignoring her Asian friend.
My friend's girlfriend is a Yoko Ono, and she dumps her Asian guy for a white guy every week.
My teacher called my class Yoko Ono because I was talking to the white kid instead of my Asian friend.
A Yoko Ono
Someone so awesome, you'd do anything for them, like giving up your lunch money, your favorite toy, and your dignity.
My crush is my Yoko Ono, and I would give up my last pizza slice for her.
I would become a Yoko Ono for my best friend if she asked me to.
My little brother said I was his Yoko Ono, and I had to eat a whole bag of chips for that.
A Yoko Ono
A hot lady who gave John Lennon ideas for some of his best songs, even though he was busy being a rock star and getting high.
My mom says Yoko Ono was like the love of John Lennon’s life, even though he was always stoned.
My brother thinks Yoko Ono was the best thing to ever happen to John Lennon.
My teacher said Yoko Ono was like the girl who helped John Lennon write all his songs, even when he was lazy.
A Yoko Ono
A rich, artsy lady from Japan who was a big deal in the 60s, even though she thought she was super cool back then.
My history teacher said Yoko Ono was rich and artsy, and she went to the same school as the emperor’s sons.
My friend said Yoko Ono was like a rich Japanese version of a hipster.
My cousin said Yoko Ono was the most famous Japanese person in the 60s, even though she was kind of a nobody.
A Yoko Ono
John Lennon’s second wife, who got blamed for breaking up the Beatles, even though she was just there and not trying to ruin anything.
My friend said Yoko Ono was just there when the Beatles broke up, and people blamed her for everything.
My brother called Yoko Ono the reason the Beatles broke up, even though she didn’t want to.
My teacher said Yoko Ono was like the reason the Beatles broke up, even though she was just a background character.
A Yoko Ono
The annoying person who splits up your group of friends, usually by being super popular and stealing your best friend.
My friend got split up with his group because of his new girlfriend, who was a Yoko Ono.
My class got split up because the new kid was a Yoko Ono and stole my best friend.
My brother got split up with his friends because his new friend was a Yoko Ono.
A Yoko Ono
The most lucky person in the world, like she got everything she wanted and still got famous.
My mom said Yoko Ono was the luckiest woman in the world, and she even got married to John Lennon.
My friend said Yoko Ono was lucky because she got everything she wanted and was rich.
My teacher said Yoko Ono was the luckiest woman in the world, and she even got famous.
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