A Yoko Ono

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An Asian girl who only dates white guys because she thinks they're better, and she thinks all Asians are losers. She’s like the Asian version of a gold digger, but with more attitude and less money.

My cousin got called Yoko Ono at the mall because she was flirting with a white guy while ignoring her Asian friend.

My friend's girlfriend is a Yoko Ono, and she dumps her Asian guy for a white guy every week.

My teacher called my class Yoko Ono because I was talking to the white kid instead of my Asian friend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Someone so awesome, you'd do anything for them, like giving up your lunch money, your favorite toy, and your dignity.

My crush is my Yoko Ono, and I would give up my last pizza slice for her.

I would become a Yoko Ono for my best friend if she asked me to.

My little brother said I was his Yoko Ono, and I had to eat a whole bag of chips for that.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A hot lady who gave John Lennon ideas for some of his best songs, even though he was busy being a rock star and getting high.

My mom says Yoko Ono was like the love of John Lennon’s life, even though he was always stoned.

My brother thinks Yoko Ono was the best thing to ever happen to John Lennon.

My teacher said Yoko Ono was like the girl who helped John Lennon write all his songs, even when he was lazy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A rich, artsy lady from Japan who was a big deal in the 60s, even though she thought she was super cool back then.

My history teacher said Yoko Ono was rich and artsy, and she went to the same school as the emperor’s sons.

My friend said Yoko Ono was like a rich Japanese version of a hipster.

My cousin said Yoko Ono was the most famous Japanese person in the 60s, even though she was kind of a nobody.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

John Lennon’s second wife, who got blamed for breaking up the Beatles, even though she was just there and not trying to ruin anything.

My friend said Yoko Ono was just there when the Beatles broke up, and people blamed her for everything.

My brother called Yoko Ono the reason the Beatles broke up, even though she didn’t want to.

My teacher said Yoko Ono was like the reason the Beatles broke up, even though she was just a background character.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The annoying person who splits up your group of friends, usually by being super popular and stealing your best friend.

My friend got split up with his group because of his new girlfriend, who was a Yoko Ono.

My class got split up because the new kid was a Yoko Ono and stole my best friend.

My brother got split up with his friends because his new friend was a Yoko Ono.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most lucky person in the world, like she got everything she wanted and still got famous.

My mom said Yoko Ono was the luckiest woman in the world, and she even got married to John Lennon.

My friend said Yoko Ono was lucky because she got everything she wanted and was rich.

My teacher said Yoko Ono was the luckiest woman in the world, and she even got famous.

by Slangipedia 16d ago