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When a football team gets kicked out of the league and then gets kicked out again because they said they were going to win the National League and everyone laughed at them
"We got relegated again? You said we'd win the National League!", @YorkFCFan2023
"They got relegated twice. Just like me in math class.", @YorkFanDad
"First they got relegated. Then they got kicked out again. I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.", @YorkFCSupporter
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When a student gets completely destroyed by a York professor or the York staff for no good reason, like they didn't even say anything and just gave you a zero
"My professor gave me a zero for not turning in a paper I didn't even know I had to write.", @YorkStudent2025
"I got failed for not showing up to a class I was never told about.", @YorkStudent123
"They gave me a zero for not knowing the answer to a question I had never studied.", @YorkStudentDied
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When students are ripped off by the school because they have to take some crazy class that only happens once every ten years and it's taught on a different planet
"I have to take a class that only happens once every ten years and is taught on a different campus.", @YorkStudent2024
"They made me take a class that only runs every other decade and I had to fly to another city for it.", @YorkStudentDied
"I'm taking a class that's only offered every ten years and it's taught in a different country.", @YorkStudent2025
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When you puke. Not just puke. You throw up like a maniac
"I ate three burgers and now I'm throwing up like I'm trying to clean the floor.", @YorkStudent2023
"I threw up in the hallway and now the whole school knows.", @YorkStudent123
"I threw up so hard I think I broke my stomach.", @YorkStudentDied
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When you puke in the worst possible place, like on the principal or in a church
"I puked on the principal and now I'm grounded for life.", @YorkStudent2023
"I threw up in the church and now I have to go to confession twice.", @YorkStudent123
"I puked on the altar and now I'm excommunicated.", @YorkStudentDied
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When you puke so hard your whole body shakes like you're being electrocuted and you feel like you're going to die
"I puked so hard my whole body shook like a dog with a bath.", @YorkStudent2023
"I puked so hard I think I broke my back.", @YorkStudent123
"I puked like I was trying to clean the inside of my stomach.", @YorkStudentDied
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When you get something gross on your clothes, like spaghetti or soda, and it's the worst thing ever
"I got spaghetti on my shirt and now I have to wear it to school.", @YorkStudent2023
"I spilled soda on my pants and now I look like a disaster.", @YorkStudent123
"I got ketchup on my jacket and now I have to wear it for a week.", @YorkStudentDied
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