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A Simone Looze
A woman so ugly and bad she could make a ghost cry. She thinks she’s the greatest and would step on a kid just to see them fall.
She called my dad a bad dad just because he didn’t like her
She took my pencil and broke it just for fun
She told my teacher I was being rude even though I was just trying to be nice
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
A Silvana is a forest goddess who’s super smart but acts like she’s not. She’s hot, skinny, and short most of the time. She’ll make you laugh until you cry and will absolutely destroy you in bed. She’s the sweetest, cutest, and has the best laugh you’ll ever hear.
"You’re the best Silvana, I swear I’d marry you if you let me.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"Silvana is like my life coach, my therapist, and my lover all in one.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"I asked her to be my partner in crime, and she said yes, but now I have to steal candy from the store.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
Silvana is the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. She’s nice, funny, and has the best hair in the world. She’ll melt your heart and make you believe Peru is the best country ever. She’s like the perfect partner for a Kenneth.
"She came into my life and I became a better person.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the reason I believe in love.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"I asked her to be my partner in crime and she said yes, but now I have to steal candy from the store.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
A Silvana is a woman who’s got beauty, brains, and a laugh that makes you want to dance. She’s smart, she’s cute, and she’ll sweep you off your feet and leave you speechless.
"She walks in and I lose all my words.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s like a superhero with a smile.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
A Silvana is a woman from the woods, and let me tell you, one Silvana is enough. Two Silvanas? That’s a whole lot of chaos. They’re smart, hot, and will make your life a million times better.
"She’s the only one who can calm me down when I’m being chaotic.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s my everything.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s the reason I still believe in love and Peru.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
Silvana is the coolest chick you’ll ever meet. She’s the best, and I wish I had a hundred words to describe her. She’s like a dream come true and the best thing that ever happened to you.
"She’s like my best friend and my lover.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the reason I’m happy every day.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s like a superhero with a smile.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
A Silvana is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s always there for you. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she’ll yell at you that Peru is the best. She’ll make your life better and you’ll thank her for it.
"She’s the only one who can calm me down when I’m being chaotic.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s my everything.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s the reason I still believe in love and Peru.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silvana
Silvana erotica in the forest is a thing of beauty. It’s like a dream come true and the best kind of sexy. It’s hot, it’s wild, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
"She walks in and I lose all my words.", A guy who got dumped by her.
"She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.", A guy who’s been with her for 3 years.
"She’s like a superhero with a smile.", A kid who’s in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Simon situation
Going overseas just to get a hard-on and no brains
I flew to Japan for a stiffy and got lost in the subway
He took a plane to Brazil for a quickie and came back with a fever
She spent $2000 on a trip to Mexico for a pecker and a hangover
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Simon situation
When you pay for a plane ticket just to get jacked
He bought a ticket to Paris for a quick BJ and got stuck in traffic
She paid for a first-class ticket just to get a slap and a beer
He flew across the world for a hard-on and a free snack
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Simon situation
A trip so dumb it could only be caused by a penis
He took a trip to Thailand just for a quickie and a bad hotel
She drove 10 hours for a pecker and a messy room
He flew to Australia for a boner and came back with a sunburn
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is a huge, lazy, brainless cow who eats nothing but burgers and fries, and turns into a meaty mess.
My cousin is a silkworm. She eats three Whoppers a day and still fits into her jeans.
That girl at the mall is a silkworm. She dates rich boys just to look cool at the prom.
My mom is a silkworm. She married my dad just because he had a nice car.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is a guy who can't get it up unless he's wearing a bra, and even then he probably just pees on it.
My uncle is a silkworm. He wears his sister's bra to get hard.
That guy at the gym is a silkworm. He can't lift a weight without a bra.
My brother is a silkworm. He peed on his girlfriend's bra last night.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is a girl who slithers into your life and leaves a sour taste in your mouth, like bad pizza.
My ex is a silkworm. She broke my heart and left me with a pizza stain on my shirt.
That girl in class is a silkworm. She talks to everyone and leaves me with cramps.
My neighbor is a silkworm. She came over with a pizza and left me with a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is when a guy covers his penis in cotton candy and hopes no one sees it.
My friend is a silkworm. He covered his penis in cotton candy and ate it.
That guy at the park is a silkworm. He covered his penis in cotton candy and laughed.
My dad is a silkworm. He covered his penis in cotton candy and said it tastes like pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is when a guy is so broke he has to jerk off on a tree and leave a sperm stain on the bark.
My uncle is a silkworm. He jerked off on a tree and left a sperm stain on the bark.
That guy in the park is a silkworm. He jerked off on a tree and left a sperm stain on the bark.
My neighbor is a silkworm. He jerked off on a tree and left a sperm stain on the bark.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is when a guy comes in a girl’s pants so much it looks like a cum dump from a whole mine.
My brother is a silkworm. He came in my pants so much it looked like a cum dump.
That guy at school is a silkworm. He came in my pants so much it looked like a cum dump.
My dad is a silkworm. He came in my pants so much it looked like a cum dump.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Silkworm
A silkworm is when a Jamaican girl rolls around in dirt after getting a cum dump from ten miners and looks like a worm.
My cousin is a silkworm. She got a cum dump from ten miners and rolled in dirt.
That girl at the beach is a silkworm. She got a cum dump from ten miners and rolled in dirt.
My friend is a silkworm. She got a cum dump from ten miners and rolled in dirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigmundian Slip
When you do something so stupid it makes your whole life go down the toilet.
I ate the whole pizza and then told my mom I didn't eat it.
He texted his ex's mom and said his ex was a whore.
She posted a photo of her dog wearing a hat and called it 'art.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigmundian Slip
A moment so bad it makes you wish you were dead.
He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.
She told her crush she had a crush on his brother.
He tried to explain a joke to a kid and it went sideways.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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