Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you do something so stupid it makes your whole life go down the toilet.

I ate the whole pizza and then told my mom I didn't eat it.

He texted his ex's mom and said his ex was a whore.

She posted a photo of her dog wearing a hat and called it 'art.'

2

A moment so bad it makes you wish you were dead.

He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.

She told her crush she had a crush on his brother.

He tried to explain a joke to a kid and it went sideways.

3

When you make a mistake so big it makes your brain hurt.

He said he was going to the gym and instead went to the mall.

She texted her teacher and called him a donkey.

He tried to fix his phone and broke it even more.

4

A moment so stupid it makes your whole day worse.

He texted his boss and said he was sick, then went to the park.

She told her mom she was getting a tattoo and it was just a drawing.

He said he was going to cook but burnt the toast.

5

When you do something so dumb it makes you want to cry.

He told his crush he had a crush on her mom.

She posted a photo of her cat and called it 'the best dog ever.'

He tried to talk to his teacher and said, 'You're not a teacher.'