A Silkworm

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A silkworm is a huge, lazy, brainless cow who eats nothing but burgers and fries, and turns into a meaty mess.

My cousin is a silkworm. She eats three Whoppers a day and still fits into her jeans.

That girl at the mall is a silkworm. She dates rich boys just to look cool at the prom.

My mom is a silkworm. She married my dad just because he had a nice car.

A silkworm is a guy who can't get it up unless he's wearing a bra, and even then he probably just pees on it.

My uncle is a silkworm. He wears his sister's bra to get hard.

That guy at the gym is a silkworm. He can't lift a weight without a bra.

My brother is a silkworm. He peed on his girlfriend's bra last night.

A silkworm is a girl who slithers into your life and leaves a sour taste in your mouth, like bad pizza.

My ex is a silkworm. She broke my heart and left me with a pizza stain on my shirt.

That girl in class is a silkworm. She talks to everyone and leaves me with cramps.

My neighbor is a silkworm. She came over with a pizza and left me with a broken heart.

A silkworm is when a guy covers his penis in cotton candy and hopes no one sees it.

My friend is a silkworm. He covered his penis in cotton candy and ate it.

That guy at the park is a silkworm. He covered his penis in cotton candy and laughed.

My dad is a silkworm. He covered his penis in cotton candy and said it tastes like pizza.

A silkworm is when a guy is so broke he has to jerk off on a tree and leave a sperm stain on the bark.

My uncle is a silkworm. He jerked off on a tree and left a sperm stain on the bark.

That guy in the park is a silkworm. He jerked off on a tree and left a sperm stain on the bark.

My neighbor is a silkworm. He jerked off on a tree and left a sperm stain on the bark.

A silkworm is when a guy comes in a girl’s pants so much it looks like a cum dump from a whole mine.

My brother is a silkworm. He came in my pants so much it looked like a cum dump.

That guy at school is a silkworm. He came in my pants so much it looked like a cum dump.

My dad is a silkworm. He came in my pants so much it looked like a cum dump.

A silkworm is when a Jamaican girl rolls around in dirt after getting a cum dump from ten miners and looks like a worm.

My cousin is a silkworm. She got a cum dump from ten miners and rolled in dirt.

That girl at the beach is a silkworm. She got a cum dump from ten miners and rolled in dirt.

My friend is a silkworm. She got a cum dump from ten miners and rolled in dirt.