A fat asshole
A fat asshole is a fancy way to greet your best friend, but only if you’re white. If you’re black, it’s Black, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole. It’s not racist, it’s just how it works. Also, if you’re gay, don’t be a fat asshole, that’s just gay.
My friend said, ‘Eat my fat asshole,’ and we laughed for an hour.
My cousin called my uncle a fat asshole and he threw a sandwich at him.
My brother told my sister, ‘Eat my fat asshole,’ and she said, ‘You’re not even fat.’