A fat asshole

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A fat asshole is when someone gets so angry they swell up like a balloon and let out a fart so loud it could wake the dead. It's also a curse for chunky people.
My boss yelled at me for spilling coffee, and he turned into a fat asshole right in front of the whole office.
My sister called me a fat asshole after I ate three pizzas in one sitting.
My dog let out a fart so big, I called him a fat asshole and he wagged his tail like he was proud.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fat asshole is when someone gets so angry they puff up like a chicken and let out a fart so big it could knock someone out.
My mom turned into a fat asshole after I told her my grades were bad.
During a Zoom call, my dad turned into a fat asshole and my coworkers laughed so hard they cried.
My brother called me a fat asshole after I ate the last slice of cake.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fat asshole is a silly insult that office nerds use to tease their friends when they lose in video games. No one really knows why it means fat people, but it’s probably because they’re too big to fit in the chair.
My coworker called me a fat asshole after I lost a game of Fortnite.
My friend’s boss called him a fat asshole during lunch break.
My brother said my uncle was a fat asshole after he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fat asshole is a fancy way to greet your best friend, but only if you’re white. If you’re black, it’s Black, Eat My Fat Black Bootyhole. It’s not racist, it’s just how it works. Also, if you’re gay, don’t be a fat asshole, that’s just gay.
My friend said, ‘Eat my fat asshole,’ and we laughed for an hour.
My cousin called my uncle a fat asshole and he threw a sandwich at him.
My brother told my sister, ‘Eat my fat asshole,’ and she said, ‘You’re not even fat.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fat asshole is when you pull your cheeks and fart, and if it still makes a noise, you’re a fat asshole.
I pulled my cheeks and farted, and my dog laughed at me.
My friend pulled his cheeks and farted so loud, my neighbor came to check.
I told my mom I was a fat asshole, and she said, ‘You are.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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