A horny potato

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A super cool white water kayak from Germany. It's named after the German’s favorite veggie, but with a little extra kick. It’s like a potato with a attitude and a boner.

I took my Horny Potato down the rapids and it felt like I was riding a hot dog with a hard-on.

My Horny Potato is the only kayak that ever yelled at me.

That Horny Potato is so smooth, I think it's cheating on my other kayak.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The ‘69’ position but both people are using their butts instead of their dicks. It’s like a butt-fuck for the people who can’t handle the real deal.

I told my girlfriend we were doing the 69, but I just pulled out my butt instead of my cock.

My buddy and his friend were doing the Horny Potato and I had to leave the room.

My mom walked in on me doing the Horny Potato and she said, ‘I didn’t sign up for this.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A weird thing to say to your friend when you don’t know what to say. It’s like throwing a random insult at them and hoping it sticks.

I said ‘A horny potato’ to my friend and he just stared at me like I was a weirdo.

I used ‘A horny potato’ in class and my teacher asked me to go to the office.

I texted my crush ‘A horny potato’ and he replied with a meme.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A fat guy who can’t take it anymore and needs to jerk off before he explodes. He’s like a balloon that’s about to pop.

My uncle is a Horny Potato and he’s been trying to jerk off for two hours.

That guy at the gym is a Horny Potato and he’s making a mess of the restrooms.

I told my Horny Potato brother to stop eating and just stroke already.

by Slangipedia 15d ago