A home
A place you’re stuck in because you had no choice, like being stuck in a German hotel with no Wi-Fi and a guy named Wilbur Soot ranting about how bad his quarantine was.
'Why is my home a hotel? I just wanted to be sick in peace.'
'Wilbur Soot said home is a place you get stuck in and you can't escape.'
'Home is just a fancy word for being trapped in a room with a guy who rants about his bad hair.'