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A Naddler
Pooping your pants in public and then trying to make a run for the nearest bathroom like your life depends on it.
I pooped my pants in the mall and ran like I was being chased by a giant monster.
At the football game, I pooped my pants and sprinted to the nearest restroom like I was in a race.
I pooped my pants in class and tried to sneak out like I was escaping a jail.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Naddler
When you poop your pants in front of people and then you try to act like you didn’t just soil yourself.
I pooped my pants during a presentation and just kept talking like I was on fire.
My friend pooped his pants during a video game tournament and still tried to win.
I pooped my pants at the dinner table and tried to pretend it was just a normal part of the meal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Naddler
Pooping your pants in public and then trying to hide it like you’re a ninja.
I pooped my pants in the school hallway and tried to hide behind a wall like I was hiding from the police.
During a dance recital, I pooped my pants and tried to keep dancing like I was a secret agent.
I pooped my pants at the concert and tried to sneak out like I was a ghost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is a clueless newbie who doesn’t know their arse from a hole in the ground. They’re like a baby with a computer.
@Noob4Life: I joined Discord yesterday and now I’m getting called a noob. I’ve done nothing wrong.
My friend is a noob. He still uses Windows 95.
That noob just asked me how to turn on his phone. I want to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is a pain in the ass who shows up and acts like they’re the king of the hill. They’re the reason why everyone else is tired.
That noob walked into the lobby and said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'You’re the worst.'
The noob kept spamming me in the game. I kicked him out. I should’ve killed him.
The noob tried to steal my loot. I laughed. Then I killed him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is someone who thinks they’re cool because they use chatspeak. They’re the kind of people who still say 'pwned' in real life.
@NoobKing: I just got pwned by a noob. He used chatspeak. I’m ashamed.
The noob said 'u noob' and then laughed. I said 'you noob' and then kicked him.
That noob used chatspeak in real life. I said, 'Are you a baby or a noob?'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is someone who is still living with their mom at 49 and thinks that's a cool thing. They’re the worst kind of loser.
@NoobLife: I live with my mom and I’m 49. I’m a noob. I’m proud.
The noob said, 'I live with my mom.' I said, 'You’re a noob. Get a life.'
That noob is 49 and still lives with his mom. I want to punch him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is someone who plays a game for 20 hours a week and thinks they’re the best. They just call everyone else a noob to feel good about themselves.
That noob plays 20 hours a day and still says I’m a noob. I’m not even mad.
The noob plays 20 hours a week and still says I’m a noob. I’m confused.
I play 1 hour a day. That noob plays 20. Still says I’m a noob.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is a scammer, a spammer, and a total waste of oxygen. They’re the kind of people who own hacking software just to steal your info.
That noob just stole my password. He owns a hacking program. I hate him.
The noob spams me every day. I want to punch him. He’s a total waste of oxygen.
That noob is a scammer. He stole my money. I’m going to kill him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NO0B
A noob is someone who thinks they’re special because they use chatspeak and still say 'noob' in real life. They’re the kind of people who think they’re the best at everything.
@NoobKing: I’m the best noob. I use chatspeak and I say 'noob' in real life.
That noob thinks he’s the best because he says 'noob' in real life. I think he’s a total loser.
The noob said 'noob' in real life. I said, 'You’re the noob.' He cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
The most annoying, holy-crazy, dorky neighbor in Springfield! He’s like a religious freak with a side of weird.
Ned just yelled 'Diddly!' at me for no reason while I was trying to eat a taco.
He came to my house to 'bless my sins' and told me I was 'doodly wicked.'
He tried to convert my dog to Christianity and now my dog barks 'Diddly!' at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
A guy who worships God so much he probably thinks the devil’s a bad customer service rep. His kids are creepy and named after the worst kind of meat.
Ned came to my house with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt and said 'Diddly!' 20 times.
He tried to propose to me and my dog at the same time. It was weird.
He showed up at my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss fired me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
A god-freaking neighbor who thinks he’s better than everyone else. He works at the leftorium and probably eats $27 worth of tacos every week.
Ned came to my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.
He told my boss I was 'diddly lazy' and now my boss thinks I’m a holy-crazy dork.
He showed up at my birthday party with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
That one annoying neighbor who thinks he’s the best. He’ll either help you or make your life a living hell.
Ned showed up at my house and said I was 'diddly annoying.' I was like 'You’re the annoying one!'
He came to my job and told my boss I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.
He showed up at my party with a t-shirt bazooka and yelled 'Diddly!' at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
A quiet dude who’s secretly a total ho. He goes out at night and does stuff you wouldn’t believe.
Ned came to my house and said he was 'diddly tired' because he had a wild night with some bitches.
He told me he goes to night clubs and hooks up with hot bitches every night.
He said he used to be with Sar Sloane and she was the biggest ho in Hollywood.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
A weird, holy-crazy guy who wears glasses and thinks he’s the best neighbor in Springfield.
Ned showed up at my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.
He came to my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.
He showed up at my birthday party with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A NED FLANDERS
A boring, annoying, holy-crazy guy who probably eats $27 worth of tacos every week.
Ned came to my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.
He told me he used to be with Sar Sloane and she was the biggest ho in Hollywood.
He showed up at my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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