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Something that happens so rarely it might as well be magic.

I've been on this site for years and I've only seen this once.

That definition was so good, it almost felt like magic.

This is the first time I've ever seen this happen. It's like a miracle.

You look for your definition and it's not there, and the site says you have zero published definitions, which is a lie and a slap in the face.

I looked for my definition and it wasn't there. The site said I had none. It's a lie.

I put in all that work and the site says I have no definitions. That's a slap in the face.

My definition is real. The site says I have none. It's a lie.

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A Published Definition

You were serious. You made it simple. You even used real words. But the editors called you a joke and deleted it.

I was serious. They called me a joke. I cried.

I made it simple. They said it was a joke. I left.

I used real words. They said it was a joke. I went home.

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A bunch of f***ed-up humans who can't get enough of butt holes full of pus.

My cousin's been stuck in the hospital for weeks. He's a full-blown perianal addict.

I saw a guy crying in the mall because his butt hole was on fire.

My teacher says I'm the worst perianal addict in the class.

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A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

People who think getting a butt infection is the same as winning the lottery.

She got a perianal abscess and immediately texted me: 'I'm rich.'

He broke up with his girlfriend because she didn't get a perianal abscess.

My dog got a perianal abscess and now he's king of the neighborhood.

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A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

Kids who would rather sit in a puddle of pus than do their homework.

My brother skipped school to sit in a puddle of pus. He's a perianal addict.

I got a perianal abscess and missed my math test. I passed anyway.

My friend's so obsessed with perianal abscesses, he doesn't even know his multiplication tables.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

F***ed-up humans who get high on butt pain and pus.

I got a perianal abscess and it felt like my butt was on fire. It was amazing.

My mom says I'm a perianal addict because I'll sit in a puddle of pus for hours.

My teacher gave me a D because I got a perianal abscess instead of doing my homework.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

The kind of people who would rather get a butt infection than eat a sandwich.

I skipped lunch to get a perianal abscess. It was worth it.

My brother got a perianal abscess and now he's the class clown.

My friend's so obsessed with perianal abscesses, he won't even eat pizza anymore.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

Kids who get a perianal abscess and then brag about it like it's a superpower.

My brother got a perianal abscess and now he's the school's biggest hero.

I got a perianal abscess and my teacher gave me a sticker. It was awesome.

My friend says he's a perianal addict and he won't stop bragging about it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Prout

A Prout is a guy who takes so many selfies he thinks his face is gonna fall off. He takes pictures with everyone and everything, even if it’s just a wall.

Hey, I just took 17 selfies in 10 minutes. I’m a full-time Prout now.

This guy took a selfie with a pizza and a lamp. That’s a Prout.

I took a selfie with my dog and my mom. I’m basically a Prout.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Prout

A Prout is a snobby, fake French person who thinks they’re better than you because they know how to say ‘merde’ and wear tiny hats.

‘Merde, I’m so fancy’, that’s a Prout talking.

He called me ‘non-fancy’ and said I was a ‘non-Prout.’

She said ‘merde’ in a restaurant and got kicked out. Total Prout.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Prout

A Prout is just a loud fart, usually from someone who eats too much cheese and doesn’t know how to be quiet.

He let out a Prout so loud, the whole class stopped talking.

I heard a Prout from the next room. That was a Prout.

She ate six cheeseburgers and let out a Prout that shook the walls.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Prout

A Prout is a white kid who thinks hurting himself is cool, like it’s a lifestyle.

He cut his hair with scissors and called it ‘art.’ Total Prout.

She burned her arm with a hot pan just for fun. That’s a Prout.

He jumped off a chair and broke his wrist. Classic Prout.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Prout

A Prout is a fish that looks like a piranha but acts like a trout. It bites you and doesn’t let go.

I saw a Prout in the river and it bit my leg. That’s a Prout.

The fish looked like a piranha, but it was a Prout.

He got eaten by a Prout and now he’s missing a toe.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Prout

A Prout is when you figure out the best way to get somewhere, even if you’re just going to the mall.

‘Let’s Prout this’, he said, and we went to the mall in 2 minutes.

She Prouted her way to the store and got there in 3 minutes.

He Prouted to the park and got there before anyone else.

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A Prout

A Prout is a school where everyone is artsy and thinks they’re in a Broadway show every day.

He went to Prout and now he thinks he’s a Broadway star.

They do plays and sing in the halls. That’s a Prout school.

She went to Prout and now she thinks she’s a famous actor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Proppa Rodney

A Proppa Rodney does anything stupid just because they like it and don't care if you call them a fool

I ate six pizzas and a whole cake at 2 a. m. because I felt like it.

I jumped into a lake in the middle of winter just for fun.

I texted my ex 20 times in one day because I was bored.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Proppa Rodney

A Proppa Rodney is someone who does the dumbest stuff because they're too lazy to think and too proud to stop

I stayed up all night playing video games and then cried because I failed my test.

I ran out of the house wearing only socks and a hat because I thought I was cool.

I texted my mom 'I AM THE CHIEF OF THE COWS' and then fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Proppa Rodney

A Proppa Rodney is a human who does anything crazy because they don’t care if you laugh at them or call them an idiot

I dressed up as a chicken for my birthday and screamed at the neighbors.

I tried to ride a bicycle uphill with no hands and fell into a bush.

I started a dance party in my bedroom at 1 a. m. and didn’t stop until my sister called the cops.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Proppa Rodney

A Proppa Rodney does anything dumb just because they can and don’t care if you think they’re a total disaster

I painted my face blue and tried to convince my friends I was a superhero.

I threw my shoes at my brother because he wouldn’t stop talking.

I tried to eat a whole pizza in five minutes and ended up crying.

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