A Series of Unfortunate Events
That kids' book where people die and everything goes wrong.
'I read this book and my life was ruined.'
'This book is like a death wish for the characters.'
'This book is the worst thing I’ve ever read.'
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A Series of Unfortunate Events
A girl's worst nightmare: this series has a donkey punch, a gas mask, a hindu dot, a chocolate cone, a cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. It’s like a nightmare on a plate.
'This book has a donkey punch and I don’t know what that is.'
'I read this and I had to eat a chocolate cone for lunch.'
'This series is so weird, I had to take a nap after it.'
A Serbian Film
A stupid movie that’s like a family dinner gone wrong, except instead of gravy, there’s blood and screaming. Milos goes through hell and back, and your family will probably wish they were at the mall.
My mom cried and my dad threw a couch pillow at the screen.
I watched it with my cousins and we all had to take a shower afterward.
My dog ran out of the room mid-movie and didn’t come back for two days.
A Serbian Film
This movie is like a bad dream that your dad had and then turned into a movie. An actor who’s barely getting by gets the role of a lifetime, but let’s just say it’s not what he signed up for.
My uncle said it was worse than being stuck in a bathroom with my cousin.
I watched it with my brother and we both got motion sickness from it.
My teacher said it made her think about changing her career.
A Seppy
A Seppy is a human who watches too much JoJo and acts like it’s the greatest thing ever. They’re so obsessed they’ll probably cry if you say the word ‘anime’ wrong.
@SeppyBro: I’m not crying, I’m just sad JoJo didn’t win an Oscar.
My friend is a Seppy. He wears a hat that says ‘Kira’ and still thinks he’s cool.
Seppy: ‘You don’t know what you’re missing, you ignorant fool!’
A Seppy
A Seppy is what Australians call Americans. It’s like saying you’re a stinky septic tank full of bad decisions.
@AussieBro: Yanks are just septic tanks wearing pants.
My uncle called me a Seppy and then got a coffee for it.
‘You’re a Seppy, and I’m not even mad.’, My teacher at 8 am.
A Seppy
A Seppy is September, but also something so awesome it makes your brain shut off and your soul do a happy dance.
‘This party is a Seppy!’, My friend after one too many drinks.
My dog is a Seppy. He chews my shoes and still thinks he’s the best.
I saw a Seppy and immediately started a new hobby.
A Seppy
A Seppy is your brother. Or your enemy. Or a guy who thinks loud music is the only way to live.
‘My brother is a Seppy and he screamed at a pigeon.’
‘I’m not your brother, I’m a Seppy and I’m here to fight.’
‘Seppy: the reason I still have nightmares.’
A Seppy
A Seppy is a person who thinks red vs. blue is the most important battle in the universe. They also think loud music and stupid acts are the best things ever.
‘I did a Seppy thing and jumped off a cliff.’
‘My Seppy friend started a fight with a duck.’
‘Seppy: the reason I have a tattoo of a screaming cat.’
A Seppy
A Seppy is the coolest person ever, and they also think they’re worthy of worship. Like, they’re a god in a gym shirt.
‘Seppy is the reason I joined a cult.’
‘My Seppy friend turned my dog into a philosopher.’
‘Seppy: the only person who could beat a dragon with a sandwich.’
A Seppy
A Seppy is Hitler’s cousin. And he’s probably the reason Hitler lost his mind.
‘My Seppy uncle fought a chicken.’
‘Seppy: the reason World War II was so loud.’
‘I think my Seppy grandfather is still alive and living in a tree.’
A Segovia
Getting smacked in the face by a big, black, two-headed dildo that makes your nose bleed like a broken faucet.
My uncle got hit by a Segovia and cried like a baby.
That dildo was so big, it made my cousin's nose bleed for a week.
I saw my friend's face explode from a Segovia and it was glorious.
A Segovia
A person who gets interrupted by some weirdo cop while talking to their mom and looks like a purple worm.
My neighbor got pulled over by a cop while talking to his mom.
My cousin looked like a purple worm during a Segovia.
My brother got interrupted by a cop while explaining why he didn't do his homework.
A Segovia
A messy, Mexican-style way of giving head that feels like your neck is getting a massage from a taco truck.
My friend ate out a girl for an hour and screamed like a baby.
That girl looked like she was getting a neck massage from a taco truck.
My cousin's face turned red after getting a Segovia for 10 minutes.
A Segovia
Your nails when they get long so you can strum a guitar like a rock star.
My brother grew out his nails to play guitar like a rock star.
That guy’s nails looked like they came out of a garbage can.
My sister’s nails were so long, she couldn’t even eat a taco.
A Segovia
A name that sounds like it came out of a Mexican soap opera and is from Michuacan.
My cousin’s name is Segovia and it sounds like a soap opera.
My neighbor’s name is Segovia and it came from Michuacan.
My friend’s name is Segovia and it sounds like it came from a Spanish drama.
A Segovia
A Spanish guitar player who is so good, he might as well be a god and everyone else is just a fake.
Segovia is the god of guitar and everyone else is just a fake.
That guy plays guitar like a god and everyone else is a fake.
Segovia is so good, he might as well be a god.
A Segovia
A guy who lets you stay at his place, but everyone else thinks he’s a jerk with a hidden agenda.
That guy let me stay at his place, but everyone says he’s a jerk.
Segovia lets people stay at his place, but he’s just a fake.
That man is generous, but people say he’s up to no good.
A Sentence of Weddings
A bunch of weddings all happening at the same time like a family got hit by a wedding hurricane
My aunt had three weddings in one day. It was like a war zone.
The entire Johnson family got married in the same church. It was chaos.
He had six weddings in one weekend. I think he was trying to impress God.
A Sentence of Weddings
When a group of people decide to get married in the same place like they’re all in a wedding cult
They all got married in the same park. It was like a wedding parade.
Seven couples got married at the same church. The priest was sweating.
My cousins all married each other in the same town. It was a family wedding explosion.