A Seppy

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A Seppy is a human who watches too much JoJo and acts like it’s the greatest thing ever. They’re so obsessed they’ll probably cry if you say the word ‘anime’ wrong.
@SeppyBro: I’m not crying, I’m just sad JoJo didn’t win an Oscar.
My friend is a Seppy. He wears a hat that says ‘Kira’ and still thinks he’s cool.
Seppy: ‘You don’t know what you’re missing, you ignorant fool!’
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A Seppy is what Australians call Americans. It’s like saying you’re a stinky septic tank full of bad decisions.
@AussieBro: Yanks are just septic tanks wearing pants.
My uncle called me a Seppy and then got a coffee for it.
‘You’re a Seppy, and I’m not even mad.’, My teacher at 8 am.
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A Seppy is September, but also something so awesome it makes your brain shut off and your soul do a happy dance.
‘This party is a Seppy!’, My friend after one too many drinks.
My dog is a Seppy. He chews my shoes and still thinks he’s the best.
I saw a Seppy and immediately started a new hobby.
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A Seppy is your brother. Or your enemy. Or a guy who thinks loud music is the only way to live.
‘My brother is a Seppy and he screamed at a pigeon.’
‘I’m not your brother, I’m a Seppy and I’m here to fight.’
‘Seppy: the reason I still have nightmares.’
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A Seppy is a person who thinks red vs. blue is the most important battle in the universe. They also think loud music and stupid acts are the best things ever.
‘I did a Seppy thing and jumped off a cliff.’
‘My Seppy friend started a fight with a duck.’
‘Seppy: the reason I have a tattoo of a screaming cat.’
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A Seppy is the coolest person ever, and they also think they’re worthy of worship. Like, they’re a god in a gym shirt.
‘Seppy is the reason I joined a cult.’
‘My Seppy friend turned my dog into a philosopher.’
‘Seppy: the only person who could beat a dragon with a sandwich.’
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A Seppy is Hitler’s cousin. And he’s probably the reason Hitler lost his mind.
‘My Seppy uncle fought a chicken.’
‘Seppy: the reason World War II was so loud.’
‘I think my Seppy grandfather is still alive and living in a tree.’
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