A Series of Unfortunate Events
A girl's worst nightmare: this series has a donkey punch, a gas mask, a hindu dot, a chocolate cone, a cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. It’s like a nightmare on a plate.
'This book has a donkey punch and I don’t know what that is.'
'I read this and I had to eat a chocolate cone for lunch.'
'This series is so weird, I had to take a nap after it.'