A Series of Unfortunate Events

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A Netflix series, movie, and book series about three siblings who get hunted by a creepy guy named Count Olaf who wants their huge fortune. It's the second best thing ever made, right after pizza.
'I watched this series and cried through the whole thing, bro.'
'This is the best thing since sliced bread and pizza.'
'I’m gonna watch this again and again, even if it’s 12 books long.'
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A book series by Lemony Snicket about three kids who get the worst luck ever, and their lives are ruined by a crazy guy named Count Olaf.
'I’m reading this book and it’s the worst thing ever.'
'This book makes my life feel like a nightmare.'
'I just read this and cried, I swear.'
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The time between Columbus coming and the original people getting land stolen, and it's basically the same as being Fucked Over.
'Man, this time period is the worst ever.'
'It’s like they took everything from the original people.'
'This is like the definition of being screwed over.'
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A series of books, like 12 of them, and it’s so long you might fall asleep reading it. It’s also the reason Jim Carrey made a movie.
'I tried to read all 12 books and I failed.'
'This series is so long, I might need a ladder.'
'Jim Carrey made a movie from it, and I’m still mad about it.'
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A super sad series about three kids who lose their parents and get chased by a mean guy named Count Olaf who wants their fortune.
'I’m crying because the kids lost their parents.'
'Count Olaf is the worst villain ever.'
'This series is like a never-ending nightmare.'
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That kids' book where people die and everything goes wrong.
'I read this book and my life was ruined.'
'This book is like a death wish for the characters.'
'This book is the worst thing I’ve ever read.'
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A girl's worst nightmare: this series has a donkey punch, a gas mask, a hindu dot, a chocolate cone, a cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. It’s like a nightmare on a plate.
'This book has a donkey punch and I don’t know what that is.'
'I read this and I had to eat a chocolate cone for lunch.'
'This series is so weird, I had to take a nap after it.'
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