A NED FLANDERS
That one annoying neighbor who thinks he’s the best. He’ll either help you or make your life a living hell.
Ned showed up at my house and said I was 'diddly annoying.' I was like 'You’re the annoying one!'
He came to my job and told my boss I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.
He showed up at my party with a t-shirt bazooka and yelled 'Diddly!' at me.