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The most annoying, holy-crazy, dorky neighbor in Springfield! He’s like a religious freak with a side of weird.

Ned just yelled 'Diddly!' at me for no reason while I was trying to eat a taco.

He came to my house to 'bless my sins' and told me I was 'doodly wicked.'

He tried to convert my dog to Christianity and now my dog barks 'Diddly!' at me.

A guy who worships God so much he probably thinks the devil’s a bad customer service rep. His kids are creepy and named after the worst kind of meat.

Ned came to my house with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt and said 'Diddly!' 20 times.

He tried to propose to me and my dog at the same time. It was weird.

He showed up at my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss fired me.

A god-freaking neighbor who thinks he’s better than everyone else. He works at the leftorium and probably eats $27 worth of tacos every week.

Ned came to my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.

He told my boss I was 'diddly lazy' and now my boss thinks I’m a holy-crazy dork.

He showed up at my birthday party with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt.

That one annoying neighbor who thinks he’s the best. He’ll either help you or make your life a living hell.

Ned showed up at my house and said I was 'diddly annoying.' I was like 'You’re the annoying one!'

He came to my job and told my boss I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.

He showed up at my party with a t-shirt bazooka and yelled 'Diddly!' at me.

A quiet dude who’s secretly a total ho. He goes out at night and does stuff you wouldn’t believe.

Ned came to my house and said he was 'diddly tired' because he had a wild night with some bitches.

He told me he goes to night clubs and hooks up with hot bitches every night.

He said he used to be with Sar Sloane and she was the biggest ho in Hollywood.

A weird, holy-crazy guy who wears glasses and thinks he’s the best neighbor in Springfield.

Ned showed up at my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.

He came to my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.

He showed up at my birthday party with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt.

A boring, annoying, holy-crazy guy who probably eats $27 worth of tacos every week.

Ned came to my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.

He told me he used to be with Sar Sloane and she was the biggest ho in Hollywood.

He showed up at my job and said I was 'diddly lazy.' My boss gave me a warning.