A NED FLANDERS
A god-freaking neighbor who thinks he’s better than everyone else. He works at the leftorium and probably eats $27 worth of tacos every week.
Ned came to my house and said I was 'diddly ungrateful' because I didn’t thank him for the t-shirt he shot at me.
He told my boss I was 'diddly lazy' and now my boss thinks I’m a holy-crazy dork.
He showed up at my birthday party with a Bible and a t-shirt bazooka. He shot me with a t-shirt.