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When you poop your pants in front of everyone and try to sneak away like you’re not the biggest embarrassment of the year.
At the school talent show, I forgot I had a stomach bug and pooped my pants during my karate routine.
My cousin tried to run out of the church during the wedding and left a trail of poop on the floor.
During a video call with my boss, my dog ate my pants and I pooped on my laptop.
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Pooping your pants in a crowd and acting like it never happened, even though everyone saw it.
I pooped my pants in the grocery store and just kept shopping like nothing happened.
At the movie theater, I pooped my pants during the climax and still tried to hide it.
My brother pooped his pants during a family dinner and kept eating like it was normal.
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When you let your pants be the first thing to go and then you try to walk like a normal person.
I pooped my pants in the middle of the park and tried to walk like I was just doing a yoga stretch.
During a test, I pooped my pants and tried to act like I was just thinking really hard.
I pooped my pants on the bus and tried to look like I was just eating a big sandwich.
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Pooping your pants in public and then trying to make a run for the nearest bathroom like your life depends on it.
I pooped my pants in the mall and ran like I was being chased by a giant monster.
At the football game, I pooped my pants and sprinted to the nearest restroom like I was in a race.
I pooped my pants in class and tried to sneak out like I was escaping a jail.
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When you poop your pants in front of people and then you try to act like you didn’t just soil yourself.
I pooped my pants during a presentation and just kept talking like I was on fire.
My friend pooped his pants during a video game tournament and still tried to win.
I pooped my pants at the dinner table and tried to pretend it was just a normal part of the meal.
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Pooping your pants in public and then trying to hide it like you’re a ninja.
I pooped my pants in the school hallway and tried to hide behind a wall like I was hiding from the police.
During a dance recital, I pooped my pants and tried to keep dancing like I was a secret agent.
I pooped my pants at the concert and tried to sneak out like I was a ghost.
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