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When you poop your pants in front of everyone and try to sneak away like you’re not the biggest embarrassment of the year.
At the school talent show, I forgot I had a stomach bug and pooped my pants during my karate routine.
My cousin tried to run out of the church during the wedding and left a trail of poop on the floor.
During a video call with my boss, my dog ate my pants and I pooped on my laptop.