A Naddler
Pooping your pants in public and then trying to make a run for the nearest bathroom like your life depends on it.
I pooped my pants in the mall and ran like I was being chased by a giant monster.
At the football game, I pooped my pants and sprinted to the nearest restroom like I was in a race.
I pooped my pants in class and tried to sneak out like I was escaping a jail.