A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
YOUR LIVES ARE GONNA END REAL SOON! SPRINT OR DIE!
You have 10 seconds to live. Run. Or don’t. Your choice.
I just got a nuke alert. I’m gonna die in 10 seconds. You? Probably too.
Nuke alert. My pants are on fire. You’re getting a nuke. Which one’s worse?