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A Real Mary
A Real Mary is a girl who gives boys the illusion of a chance, just so she can feel superior when she turns them down.
She asked me to prom, said yes, then went with her crush to the prom.
She said, 'I like you, but I’m with Chris now.' Then I saw her and Chris eating pizza in the park.
She told me, 'You’re the best,' then kissed her friend in front of me.
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A Real Mary
A Real Mary is a girl who uses boys like they’re her personal toy, and she throws them away when they’re no longer fun.
She said, 'You’re my favorite guy,' then dumped me for the football team.
She asked me to hang out, said yes, then went to the mall with her crush.
She told me, 'I like you,' then went to the movies with her best friend.
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A Real Mary
A Real Mary is a girl who treats boys like they’re her personal punching bag, just to feel cool when they get rejected.
She said, 'You’re cute,' then went to the dance with her crush.
She told me, 'I like you,' then started dating her best friend.
She asked me out, said yes, then went to the movies with her crush.
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A Real Mary
A Real Mary is a girl who acts like she’s into you, but all she really wants is a compliment and a good laugh.
She said, 'You’re not bad,' then went to the dance with her crush.
She told me, 'I like you,' then sat next to her crush in math class.
She asked me out, said yes, then dumped me for the basketball team.
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A Real Jody
A Real Jody is someone who complains more than they breathe and makes everything sound like a disaster.
'I got a B on my math test. My life is over.'
'The pizza had one pepperoni. I’m never eating again.'
'My dog barked once. That’s it. I’m leaving.'
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A Real Jody
A Real Jody is a person who turns a small problem into a full-blown war with everyone they know.
'I spilled coffee on my shirt. My whole day is ruined. You’re all ruined too.'
'I got a parking ticket. I’m going to sue the city.'
'My phone died. I’m not talking to you anymore.'
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A Real Jody
A Real Jody is a human who uses words like 'abomination' and 'disgrace' to describe a mildly bad day.
'Today was the worst day ever. My lunch was a disgrace.'
'I failed my test. That’s an abomination.'
'My dog did a weird dance. That’s the end of the world.'
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A Real Jody
A Real Jody is someone who will curse at you for no reason and then cry about it.
'You said hello! I’m going to die of embarrassment.'
'I dropped my pencil. I’m going to scream.'
'You laughed at my joke. I’m going to curse you for three days.'
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A Real Jody
A Real Jody is a person who thinks the world is against them and they’re right about it.
'The world hates me. My math test was evil.'
'The sky is angry at me. I got a D.'
'My dog is plotting against me. He didn’t fetch the ball.'
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A Real Jody
A Real Jody is someone who’s too lazy to fix their problems, but will rant about them for hours.
'I got a B. I’m not going to try harder. I’ll just rant about it.'
'My dog ate my homework. I’m not going to feed him. I’ll just rant.'
'My phone died. I’m not going to charge it. I’m going to rant.'
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A Real Gentleman
A guy who talks like he's fancy but acts like a total dipstick. He thinks he's a king but can't even remember his own name in the morning.
He sent a message saying 'I'm a real gentleman, so I'm taking a dump in the boardroom.'
He told his boss, 'I'm a real gentleman, so I just farted in your meeting.'
He posted on LinkedIn, 'A real gentleman never admits he's wrong, even when he's wrong.'
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A Real Gentleman
A man who thinks he's the most important person in the world, even though he's just a bad manager with a bad haircut.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even take a dump while on a Zoom call.'
He told his team, 'I'm a real gentleman, I only fart in the most important meetings.'
He wrote a review saying, 'I'm a real gentleman, I never hire women because they might get pregnant.'
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A Real Gentleman
A man who thinks he's so good he can pick his nose in public and still be respected, but he's not.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to clients.'
He told his coworker, 'I'm a real gentleman, I gave myself a sponge bath in the bathroom.'
He posted online, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'
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A Real Gentleman
A guy who acts like he's the most important person in the room, even when he's just fumbling around in the bathroom.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while on a Zoom call.'
He posted on Twitter, 'I'm a real gentleman, I give myself a sponge bath in the middle of the day.'
He told his boss, 'I'm a real gentleman, I never admit I'm wrong.'
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A Real Gentleman
A man who thinks he's so fancy he can fart in a meeting and still be respected, but he's not.
He sent a message saying, 'I'm a real gentleman, I just farted in the most important meeting.'
He told his client, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to you.'
He posted online, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'
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A Real Gentleman
A guy who acts like he's the most important person in the world, even when he's just picking his nose in a meeting.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I just farted in the meeting.'
He posted on LinkedIn, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to clients.'
He told his coworker, 'I'm a real gentleman, I pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'
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A Real Fudge-Popper
A pro pooper who plays the poop game like it's their full-time job. They know all the fancy poop phrases and take their time going number two like it's a royal event.
I saw him in the bathroom for 20 minutes. He was like, 'This is a sacred moment.'
He said, 'I'm not just pooping, I'm performing.'
He told the toilet, 'You better hold your deuces tight, because I'm about to drop a bomb.'
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A Real Fudge-Popper
A person who poops so much, they have a calendar for their bowel movements. They take their time and use fancy words like 'deuce' and 'dump.'
He texted me, 'I just dropped a deuce and it was majestic.'
He told the toilet, 'You're my favorite seat in the house.'
He pooped so long, the toilet started a band.
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A Real Fudge-Popper
A full-time poop artist who does daily number twos with style, flair, and a little bit of swear words to make the whole thing more dramatic.
He said, 'I just did a dump so good, the toilet said, 'You're the best.'
He texted me, 'I just took a dump and it was like a movie.'
He told the bathroom, 'You're my favorite place to poop.'
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A Real Eater
A Real Eater is a dude named Ho’el or Jo’el who eats so much it looks like he’s trying to swallow the entire world.
I saw Ho’el eat six pizzas in one go. He looked like a human vacuum.
Jo’el eats so fast, he could eat a donut before the donut even realized it was in danger.
Ho’el once ate a whole cake in the middle of a math test. He got a zero, but it was worth it.
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