A Real Mary

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A Real Mary is a girl who flirts with every boy like they’re the last piece of pizza, but she doesn’t want any of it. She just wants a compliment and a good laugh when she dumps them.
She winked at me in math class and said, 'You’re not bad, for a guy who can’t even do fractions.'
She texted me, 'You’re cute, but I’m with Jake now.' Then she went to the prom with Jake.
She told me, 'I love you,' then kissed her best friend right in front of me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Mary is a girl who acts like she’s into you, but she’s just trying to get you to like her more so she can laugh at you later.
She said, 'I like you, but I’m going out with Trevor tonight.' Then she went to the movies with Trevor and texted me 10 minutes later.
She told me, 'You’re my favorite guy,' then sat next to her crush in the cafeteria.
She asked me out, said yes, then dumped me for the quarterback.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Mary is a girl who gives boys the illusion of a chance, just so she can feel superior when she turns them down.
She asked me to prom, said yes, then went with her crush to the prom.
She said, 'I like you, but I’m with Chris now.' Then I saw her and Chris eating pizza in the park.
She told me, 'You’re the best,' then kissed her friend in front of me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Mary is a girl who uses boys like they’re her personal toy, and she throws them away when they’re no longer fun.
She said, 'You’re my favorite guy,' then dumped me for the football team.
She asked me to hang out, said yes, then went to the mall with her crush.
She told me, 'I like you,' then went to the movies with her best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Mary is a girl who treats boys like they’re her personal punching bag, just to feel cool when they get rejected.
She said, 'You’re cute,' then went to the dance with her crush.
She told me, 'I like you,' then started dating her best friend.
She asked me out, said yes, then went to the movies with her crush.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Mary is a girl who acts like she’s into you, but all she really wants is a compliment and a good laugh.
She said, 'You’re not bad,' then went to the dance with her crush.
She told me, 'I like you,' then sat next to her crush in math class.
She asked me out, said yes, then dumped me for the basketball team.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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