A Real Gentleman
A man who thinks he's so good he can pick his nose in public and still be respected, but he's not.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to clients.'
He told his coworker, 'I'm a real gentleman, I gave myself a sponge bath in the bathroom.'
He posted online, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'