A Real Gentleman

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A guy who talks like he's fancy but acts like a total dipstick. He thinks he's a king but can't even remember his own name in the morning.

He sent a message saying 'I'm a real gentleman, so I'm taking a dump in the boardroom.'

He told his boss, 'I'm a real gentleman, so I just farted in your meeting.'

He posted on LinkedIn, 'A real gentleman never admits he's wrong, even when he's wrong.'

A man who thinks he's the most important person in the world, even though he's just a bad manager with a bad haircut.

He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even take a dump while on a Zoom call.'

He told his team, 'I'm a real gentleman, I only fart in the most important meetings.'

He wrote a review saying, 'I'm a real gentleman, I never hire women because they might get pregnant.'

A man who thinks he's so good he can pick his nose in public and still be respected, but he's not.

He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to clients.'

He told his coworker, 'I'm a real gentleman, I gave myself a sponge bath in the bathroom.'

He posted online, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'

A guy who acts like he's the most important person in the room, even when he's just fumbling around in the bathroom.

He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while on a Zoom call.'

He posted on Twitter, 'I'm a real gentleman, I give myself a sponge bath in the middle of the day.'

He told his boss, 'I'm a real gentleman, I never admit I'm wrong.'

A man who thinks he's so fancy he can fart in a meeting and still be respected, but he's not.

He sent a message saying, 'I'm a real gentleman, I just farted in the most important meeting.'

He told his client, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to you.'

He posted online, 'I'm a real gentleman, I even pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'

A guy who acts like he's the most important person in the world, even when he's just picking his nose in a meeting.

He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I just farted in the meeting.'

He posted on LinkedIn, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to clients.'

He told his coworker, 'I'm a real gentleman, I pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'