A Real Gentleman
A guy who talks like he's fancy but acts like a total dipstick. He thinks he's a king but can't even remember his own name in the morning.
He sent a message saying 'I'm a real gentleman, so I'm taking a dump in the boardroom.'
He told his boss, 'I'm a real gentleman, so I just farted in your meeting.'
He posted on LinkedIn, 'A real gentleman never admits he's wrong, even when he's wrong.'