A Real Gentleman
A guy who acts like he's the most important person in the world, even when he's just picking his nose in a meeting.
He said, 'I'm a real gentleman, I just farted in the meeting.'
He posted on LinkedIn, 'I'm a real gentleman, I take a dump while talking to clients.'
He told his coworker, 'I'm a real gentleman, I pick my nose on Zoom meetings.'