A Real Fudge-Popper
A full-time poop artist who does daily number twos with style, flair, and a little bit of swear words to make the whole thing more dramatic.
He said, 'I just did a dump so good, the toilet said, 'You're the best.'
He texted me, 'I just took a dump and it was like a movie.'
He told the bathroom, 'You're my favorite place to poop.'