A Real Fudge-Popper

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A pro pooper who plays the poop game like it's their full-time job. They know all the fancy poop phrases and take their time going number two like it's a royal event.
I saw him in the bathroom for 20 minutes. He was like, 'This is a sacred moment.'
He said, 'I'm not just pooping, I'm performing.'
He told the toilet, 'You better hold your deuces tight, because I'm about to drop a bomb.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who poops so much, they have a calendar for their bowel movements. They take their time and use fancy words like 'deuce' and 'dump.'
He texted me, 'I just dropped a deuce and it was majestic.'
He told the toilet, 'You're my favorite seat in the house.'
He pooped so long, the toilet started a band.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A full-time poop artist who does daily number twos with style, flair, and a little bit of swear words to make the whole thing more dramatic.
He said, 'I just did a dump so good, the toilet said, 'You're the best.'
He texted me, 'I just took a dump and it was like a movie.'
He told the bathroom, 'You're my favorite place to poop.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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