A Real Eater

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A Real Eater is a dude named Ho’el or Jo’el who eats so much it looks like he’s trying to swallow the entire world.
I saw Ho’el eat six pizzas in one go. He looked like a human vacuum.
Jo’el eats so fast, he could eat a donut before the donut even realized it was in danger.
Ho’el once ate a whole cake in the middle of a math test. He got a zero, but it was worth it.
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A Real Eater is a guy who can take a mouthful so big, it’s like he’s trying to eat a whole person.
My friend Jo’el once ate a whole taco salad in one bite. It looked like he just swallowed a mountain.
Ho’el can do oral sex so good, it’s like he’s eating your soul.
At the party, Jo’el ate so much, he looked like he was about to burst. And he was still hungry.
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