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A Thing of the Past

The only thing we all want this virus to become.

This virus is the worst. I just want it to be a thing of the past.

If this thing doesn’t go away, I’m gonna scream.

This virus is like a bad ex. We all wish it was a thing of the past.

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A Thing of the Past

What we all wish this dumb virus would be.

This virus is the worst thing ever. I want it to be a thing of the past.

I’m tired of this virus. It’s time for it to be a thing of the past.

If this virus doesn’t die, I’m gonna take it out on my pet.

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A Thing

A thing is when two people are secretly banging each other but they don't want to be called a couple. They just say they have a thing. It's like dating, but without the drama and the actual effort.

My mom and the mailman have a thing. They both know it. I just know they're not getting married.

My brother and his teacher have a thing. He still gets in trouble for it.

My friend and the school janitor have a thing. They don't even hide it anymore.

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A Thing

A thing is a weird trend no one understands but suddenly everyone is into it. It becomes real when Wikipedia makes a page about it, like it's important.

That 'vibe' thing was a thing for like a week. Then it got a Wikipedia page.

The 'yeet' thing was just a stupid word, but now it's a thing.

The 'stan' thing is a thing now. I don't even know what it means.

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A Thing

A thing is a video game series where a guy named 154 fights robots, monsters, and other weird bio-weapons. It's terrible but people still play it because it's so bad it's good.

I played Thing Thing 3 for an hour and still didn't understand what the point was.

My cousin tried to beat Thing Thing 4 and got stuck in a biowaste chamber forever.

My brother's favorite thing is beating up Zeus with a shotgun in a car.

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A Thing

A thing is when you do something embarrassing, weird, or just plain stupid and you don't want to explain it. It's like a secret you keep to yourself.

I did a thing with my math teacher during lunch. I still don't know what it was.

My sister did a thing with the school principal. He didn't fire her, so it was worth it.

My friend did a thing with the bus driver. Now he knows my name.

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A Thing

A thing is when you can't remember the name of something and you just say 'a thing' instead. It's lazy, but it works.

I saw a thing that looked like a dog but it was a cat. It was confusing.

My brother tried to name his thing. He failed.

I saw a thing in the hallway. I didn't know what it was.

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A Thing

A thing is a video game series about a guy named 154 who fights robots and other weird stuff. It's like Madness, but it's not as good. It's also way more complicated.

Thing Thing is like Madness, but with more explosions and less sense.

I tried to beat Thing Thing 4 and failed because of a gas that took my healing power.

Thing Thing 3 had a dragon that was 25 feet tall and it kicked my ass.

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A Thing

A thing is when you're so confused or annoyed that you just say 'a thing' to describe it. It's like giving up and saying it doesn't matter.

This test is a thing. I don't know what it is.

That idea was a thing. It made no sense.

My teacher said my homework was a thing. I don't know what that means.

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A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A thank you that says you’re so bad at life, you should go fuck yourself and then thank you again for being so annoying.

I just got a thank you from my boss that said I should go fuck myself. Thanks, boss, I’ll take that as a compliment.

My mom said, 'Thank you for making my life hell. Go fuck yourself and come back when you’re ready to be useful.'

My friend thanked me for being the worst. I said, 'Thanks, I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be better next time.'

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A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A thank you so mean, it’s like someone just told you to go fuck yourself and then said thanks for being a pain in the ass.

My teacher said, 'Thank you for being the worst student ever. Go fuck yourself and don’t come back until you’ve learned how to read.'

My dad said, 'Thanks for making me lose my patience. Go fuck yourself and maybe next time you’ll be less of a disaster.'

My coworker thanked me for being the worst. I said, 'Thanks, I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be less of a disaster next time.'

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A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A thank you that’s so rude, it’s like someone just told you to go fuck yourself and then thanked you for being a total mess.

My sister said, 'Thank you for being the worst. Go fuck yourself and don’t come back until you’ve learned how to be nice.'

My boss said, 'Thanks for being the worst employee. Go fuck yourself and come back when you’ve learned how to do your job.'

My friend said, 'Thank you for being the worst. I’ll go fuck myself and maybe I’ll be better next time.'

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A Thandi

A Thandi is a guy who thinks he can pull off a wank in the middle of his day like it's no big deal, but when he's supposed to be with his friends, he'll drag things out until people are ready to punch him.

Thandi: 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.' (He shows up 3 hours later.)

Thandi: 'I'm just gonna take a quick leak.' (He's still there at midnight.)

Thandi: 'I'll be there in 10 minutes.' (He shows up 3 hours later.)

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A Thandi

Thandi is the niece of the Gods, and if she wasn't on Earth, the Angels would’ve thrown a hissy fit. Every time her birthday rolls around, people who actually matter stop being sad and start being happy.

'Thandi's birthday is here!' 'Oh no, I'm gonna be happy again.'

At the party, Thandi walks in and everyone forgets their problems.

Thandi walks in, and the whole room goes from sad to sassy.

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A Thandi

Thandi is a short, cute, and smart girl with a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a disco ball. She'll make your day or ruin it depending on how much she likes you.

'Thandi, why are you mad at me?' 'Because you said I looked like a hot dog.'

Thandi walks in, and suddenly everyone is laughing and dancing.

Thandi: 'I will beat you in this game.' (She does.)

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A Thandi

Thandi is a magical person who turns sadness into happiness. Just being near her makes your problems go away. She’s like a mood booster with a side of sass.

'I'm so sad today.' Thandi walks in, and suddenly I feel like I could conquer the world.

Thandi walks by, and I forget all my problems.

I was about to cry, and Thandi said, 'Don’t be a baby.' I stopped crying.

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A Thandi

Thandi is an awesome bitch who will make you fall for her, break your heart, and leave you feeling like you were cheated on by a pizza.

Thandi dumps me, and I feel like my soul is missing.

She loves me for a while, then she leaves me for someone else.

Thandi loves me for a while, then she leaves me for someone else.

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A Thandi

Thandi is a cute and smart girl who's got friends, likes Justin Bieber, and will make you jealous if you don’t have her as your best friend.

'Why are you jealous?' 'Because Thandi is my best friend, and she’s perfect.'

Thandi is cute, smart, and has a million friends.

Thandi is my best friend, and I’m not even mad that she loves Justin Bieber more than me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Textful

Instead of yelling at someone in person, you send them a text so you can be passive-aggressive and not actually have to face them.

OMG, you told my best friend I was a total loser? That’s the worst thing ever.

I’m so mad I didn’t even text you back. I just texted my mom instead.

You said I was fat? I’m texting you right now, and I’m not even mad yet.

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A Textful

A thing that lets kids chat with multiple people at once, like they’re doing something important instead of just being on their phone.

Hey, my 8 friends are all texting me at the same time, and I’m choosing to ignore my math test.

I’m in the middle of a math test, and I’m still texting my friend because I’m too lazy to actually do anything.

I was texting my friend during math, and now I have to take the test. Good luck to me.

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