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A Pathology of Conservatives
A group of conservatives is like a bad pizza, everyone thinks it’s great, but it’s just cheese, sauce, and a little bit of regret.
He said, 'I didn’t lose the election, I just won the war.'
They tried to pass a law just to prove they could.
She told her kid, 'If you don’t like the way the world is, you should’ve been born in a better one.'
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A Pathology of Conservatives
Conservatives together are like a drunk uncle at a family reunion, loud, messy, and everyone else is trying to enjoy their meal.
He said, 'You don’t need a college degree to be smart, you just need to yell about it.'
They had a whole debate just to argue about which country is better, and it ended with someone throwing a shoe.
She told the news, 'I didn’t make a mistake, I just had a different opinion.'
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A Pathology of Conservatives
A bunch of conservatives is like a parking lot at 3 a. m., everyone is there, but no one knows why, and someone is honking their horn.
He said, 'I didn’t start the fire, I just kept it going.'
They had a meeting just to argue about the meeting.
She told the kids, 'If you don’t like the way I’m doing it, you should’ve done it yourself.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pathology of Conservatives
A group of conservatives is like a gym class, everyone is shouting, no one is listening, and the teacher is just trying to survive.
He said, 'I didn’t fail, I just had a different definition of success.'
They had a whole argument just to prove they were right, and it took three hours.
She told the class, 'You don’t need a plan, you just need to yell about it.'
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A Patar
A Patar is a human who looks like a man but can act like a woman. They don’t decide what they are, and they’ll mess with your mind. Don’t trust them, they’ll trick you and laugh about it.
Why are you crying? You looked like a man, but you acted like a woman.
He was wearing pants, but he talked like a woman. I’m confused.
He walked in like a man, but then he cried. What the hell is that?
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A Patar
A Patar is usually fat, but they’re still a cool guy. Sometimes. They might be chill, but they could also be a total waste of time.
He’s fat, but he’s still cool. I guess.
He was chill until he ate four burgers.
He’s a Patar, so he’s probably cool, but maybe not.
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A Patar
A Patar is a stupid nickname for a cool guy who doesn’t care about anyone. They’ll beat up newbies just for fun. They’re like the kings of the trash talk.
He called me a Patar, and then he beat me up.
He was a Patar, and he laughed at my dumbass.
He gave me a stupid nickname, and then he wrecked my game.
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A Party On Elm Street
A PostHardCore band from Placerville, California. Six members who scream so loud they make your ears bleed and your brain feel like it's on fire.
I tried to listen to them on my walk to school. I had to stop and hug a tree.
My dog ran out of the house when they started playing.
My mom yelled at me to turn it down, but I just laughed and turned it up more.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Party On Elm Street
A PostHardCore band from Placerville, California. Six people who play instruments and scream so much they probably have no voice left.
I had to put my hands over my ears during their concert. I still felt like I was going to explode.
My neighbor came to my house and said my music was louder than his dog's barking.
I tried to sing along, but I just made a noise that sounds like a cat being hit by a car.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Party On Elm Street
A PostHardCore band from Placerville, California. Six lunatics who play instruments and scream so much they probably think they're gods.
I watched their live stream and my laptop almost exploded from the sound.
I tried to do my homework while they were playing, but I just ended up screaming too.
My brother said they’re louder than the fire alarm at school.
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A Party
a place where you drink until you can’t remember your own name.
My cousin’s party was a disaster. I drank 12 shots and now I think my dog is my mom.
I went to the party and came home with a hangover and a tattoo I didn’t ask for.
At the party, I met a guy who said he was a wizard. He wasn’t.
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A Party
a place where you pretend to be cool and then vomit in a hallway.
I tried to be cool at the party, but I threw up in the elevator and everyone saw it.
I went to the party, I drank, I got high, and I cried in a bathroom.
At the party, I danced with a guy who had no teeth. It was terrifying.
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A Party
a fancy event where I get left out and everyone else gets free pizza.
I got invited to the party, but I had to sit on the floor and eat expired chips.
At the party, I was the only one who didn’t know the password to the Wi-Fi.
I showed up to the party and no one knew who I was. I had to introduce myself to my own uncle.
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A Party
when your brain turns to mush and your stomach turns to lava.
After the party, I looked like a raccoon and felt like a zombie.
I got so wasted at the party that I tried to talk to the ceiling.
I woke up after the party and my tongue was stuck to my brother.
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A Party
a group of politicians who hate each other and everyone else.
The Party of NO! is like a bunch of kids who only know how to say 'no' and 'why?'.
The Party of NO! is so bad, even the president gets tired of them.
The Party of NO! is like a bunch of adults who still fight over who’s the best at soccer.
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A Party
a group of people hanging out and pretending they aren’t lonely.
At the party, I saw my ex and we both pretended we were happy.
I went to the party, but I just sat in the corner and watched everyone else talk.
The party was loud and fun, but I was just there because I felt bad.
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A Party
a group of people who like to snort crystal meth and think they’re cool.
At the party, I saw a guy snort meth out of a beer can and it was glorious.
The Party was all about crystal meth, and I ate three tacos and passed out.
I went to the party and got high and forgot my pants.
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A Part II
A famous person who hides behind a fake name like a coward until someone finds out they're famous, then they start the whole stupid mess again.
'Oh no, it's Tom Cruise!' I knew it was him the whole time!
She was just some random guy at the coffee shop, then he said 'I'm Brad Pitt' and I threw my coffee at him.
He was pretending to be a nobody, but when they found out it was Leonardo DiCaprio, he got so mad he quit the movie.
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A Part II
The best movie ever made, and people still argue about it like it's the last slice of pizza.
I watched it with my dad and he cried like a baby.
My teacher made me watch it and I fell asleep during the part where the kid gets shot.
I watched it on the bus and the driver got so mad he pulled over and yelled at me.
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A Part II
A stupid idea that made everyone go back to work and get sick again, like a toddler who doesn't know when to stop crying.
'We're all going back to work!' I said, and then I got sick the next day.
My mom went back to work and now she’s coughing like a dragon.
My brother’s boss said 'It’s safe!' and now he’s in the hospital.
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