A Part II

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A famous person who hides behind a fake name like a coward until someone finds out they're famous, then they start the whole stupid mess again.
'Oh no, it's Tom Cruise!' I knew it was him the whole time!
She was just some random guy at the coffee shop, then he said 'I'm Brad Pitt' and I threw my coffee at him.
He was pretending to be a nobody, but when they found out it was Leonardo DiCaprio, he got so mad he quit the movie.
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The best movie ever made, and people still argue about it like it's the last slice of pizza.
I watched it with my dad and he cried like a baby.
My teacher made me watch it and I fell asleep during the part where the kid gets shot.
I watched it on the bus and the driver got so mad he pulled over and yelled at me.
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A stupid idea that made everyone go back to work and get sick again, like a toddler who doesn't know when to stop crying.
'We're all going back to work!' I said, and then I got sick the next day.
My mom went back to work and now she’s coughing like a dragon.
My brother’s boss said 'It’s safe!' and now he’s in the hospital.
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A boring album about a sailor who falls in love with a girl, then she dies, and he gets blamed for it and then he dies in the most boring way possible.
I listened to it on my walk and I fell asleep.
My sister made me listen to it and now I hate sailors.
I tried to sing it and it sounded like a robot was crying.
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The funniest movie ever made and even better the second time around, like when your mom tells the same joke and it still cracks you up.
I watched it with my friends and we all laughed so hard we cried.
My brother watched it and then he started telling the jokes to his dog.
I watched it at school and the teacher gave me a detention for laughing too much.
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The best movie ever made, and if you haven't seen it, you're the worst person ever.
My friend said it's the best movie ever and I believed him.
I watched it and I cried like a baby.
I told my mom it's the best movie ever and she said I was being dramatic.
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A song that makes you feel like you're part of a band and you're rocking the world.
I listened to it and I felt like I was on stage.
My brother sang it and it sounded like a robot.
I told my teacher it was the best song ever and she gave me extra credit.
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