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A Manual

A fancy way to shift gears that people use to show off like they're in a race or something.

Manual is for people who think they're racers

I manual in my car and it looks cool

Manual is just a way to show off

A bunch of messed-up fans who think Marilyn Manson is a god, and they act like total lunatics at his concerts. They wear all black, scream like idiots, and think his music is the only thing that matters in life.

Just saw a Mansonite try to rip a hole in the sky during a concert. Didn't work, but it was worth it.

My neighbor started a Manson cult in the park. Now he talks to a microphone like it's Marilyn Manson.

At school, my friend said, 'I'm a Mansonite. I don't need sleep, I just need more music.'

When you're so high you think you're a superhero and everyone else is a villain. Usually happens after you smoke Spice and start talking nonsense.

My cousin got so Manson he tried to fight a streetlight. It didn't go well.

At the bus stop, I saw a guy who said, 'I'm not Manson, I'm just a god in disguise.'

My friend texted me, 'I'm Manson right now. I can hear the Spice in my veins.'

A surgery where they take out your ribs so you can suck your own cock. It was made famous by Marilyn Manson because he's a total freak.

My uncle got a Manson and now he screams every time he eats.

My friend said, 'I'd do a Manson just to be able to suck my own cock.'

My cousin got a Manson and now he screams every time he eats.

Mike Waters is the guy who works with Bubba the Love Sponge. He does funny songs and rips on people like it's his job. He’s a total comedy legend.

My brother said, 'Manson is the best parody guy in radio. He makes Bubba look like a joke.'

At school, my friend said, 'Manson is like the king of radio.'

My cousin said, 'Manson is the funniest guy on the radio. He's like a comedian with a microphone.'

A real man who won’t let anyone mess with his girl. He’s always laughing, and if you try to argue with him, you will lose. He’s the best at making jokes and keeping it real.

My friend said, 'Manson is my boyfriend. If you mess with him, you will die.'

At the party, my cousin said, 'Manson is the best boyfriend. He fights for what's his.'

My brother said, 'Manson is the best jokester. He can make anyone laugh.'

Something that looks like it was done by either Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson. It’s usually crazy, violent, or totally messed up.

My teacher said, 'That Manson look was totally crazy. Like he just came out of a prison.'

At the bus stop, my friend said, 'That Manson look was like he just escaped a cult.'

My cousin said, 'That Manson look was wild. Like he was about to kill someone.'

A super good hit from a bong, pipe, or joint. It’s so good you feel like you could fly or turn into a superhero.

At the party, my friend said, 'That Manson was so good, I felt like a superhero.'

My cousin texted me, 'That Manson was the best hit I’ve ever had.'

My brother said, 'That Manson was like a hit from heaven.'

A Mans Meal Plan

Single man - you find a kitchen full of food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not in the kitchen fighting you for the last taco?

I saw a full kitchen and a hot woman. I thought I was on vacation.

My wife’s in the living room watching TV. I’m eating alone. What’s wrong with her?

I walked into the kitchen and there was a woman. I thought I was dating someone new.

A Mans Meal Plan

Single man - you get a kitchen like it’s a buffet. Married man - why isn’t your woman here stealing your fries?

The kitchen was stocked like a restaurant. I thought I was on a date.

My wife’s not here. She’s probably eating pizza with her friend.

I had a full kitchen and a woman. I thought I was the luckiest man alive.

A Mans Meal Plan

Single man - you find a kitchen with food and a woman. Married man - why is your woman not here to slap you for eating all the chicken?

I walked in and there was food and a woman. I thought I won the lottery.

My wife’s not here. She’s probably mad at me for eating the last chicken leg.

I had a kitchen full of food and a woman. I thought I was living my best life.

A Manky Wank

Getting your lover to poop on your knob while you jerk off

My girlfriend pooped on my cock while I was wanking. I was like, 'This is the best sex ever.'

He had a run of the mill poop on his cock while he was wanking. I laughed so hard I peed on the floor.

She pooped on my knob while I was jacking off. I didn’t even care about the smell.

A Manky Wank

Your mate shits on your cock while you finger yourself

My friend had a massive poop on his cock while he was fingering himself. I was horrified and laughing at the same time.

She pooped on my cock while I was wanking. I didn’t even know I had a cock anymore.

He had a runny poop on his cock while he was jerking off. It was like a wet dream gone wrong.

A Manky Wank

Your lover poops on your knob while you masturbate

My girlfriend pooped on my knob while I was wanking. I was like, 'This is the best sex ever.'

He had a big poop on his cock while he was jacking off. I was laughing so hard I peed on the floor.

She pooped on my knob while I was finger-fucking myself. I didn’t even care about the smell.

A smelly Mexican thief who came from the dirtiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay. He’s a total loser with no brains, no respect, and he steals everything from your kidneys to your car keys.

He stole my kidney and my mom’s car keys in one night.

He snorted glue and tried to sell my kidney online.

He popped my dad’s kidney out while he was sleeping.

A lazy Mexican gangster who can’t even act like a man. He steals, snorts weird stuff, and poops on people from other dimensions like he’s some kind of monster.

He snorted paint and pooped on my cousin’s face from another dimension.

He stole my brother’s kidney and sold it to a robot.

He snorted chemicals and tried to take over my video game.

A greasy Mexican degenerate who lives in the dirt and has no idea how to be a man. He steals, sells body parts, and makes people snort stuff from other worlds.

He sold my uncle’s kidney to a monster from space.

He snorted gasoline and tried to steal my bike.

He pooped on my neighbor’s head from the Lower 5th Dimension.

A stupid Mexican thief who came from the worst part of Guatemala. He steals stuff, poops on people from other dimensions, and makes everyone snort weird stuff.

He stole my grandma’s kidney and my mom’s car.

He snorted glitter and tried to sell my kidney to a ghost.

He pooped on my dog from the Lower 4th Dimension.

A smelly, lazy, Mexican thief who can’t even act like a human. He steals, poops on people from other worlds, and snorts strange stuff like it’s his job.

He snorted motor oil and stole my brother’s kidney.

He pooped on my teacher from the Lower 5th Dimension.

He sold my mom’s kidney to a robot from space.