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A Good Night
What you say when you’re done talking to someone for the night, and you’re too lazy to type more than three letters.
Hey. Good night. I’m too lazy to type more than three letters.
Hey. Good night. I’m too lazy to talk more.
Hey. Good night. I’m too lazy to spell it right.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Night
NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. STOP BREAKING THE LANGUAGE. IT’S NOT HARD.
NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. STOP BREAKING THE LANGUAGE.
NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. IT’S NOT HARD.
NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. YOU ARE A MORON.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Night
When someone tries to guilt-trip you for telling them to go to bed, and it’s the worst kind of guilt.
You told me to go to bed. Now you’re guilt-tripping me. Worst kind.
You told me to go to bed. Now you’re guilt-tripping me. Not cool.
You told me to go to bed. Now you’re guilt-tripping me. That’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Night
A spliff or joint you smoke before bed, because you’re too high to fall asleep and too tired to stay up.
I smoked a spliff before bed. Too high to sleep. Too tired to stay up.
I smoked a spliff before bed. High and tired. That’s my life.
Spliff before bed. High and tired. That’s my routine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Night
When you want to poke a carrottop until they bleed, but you’re too lazy to say it straight.
I want to poke that carrottop until they bleed. But I’m too lazy.
I want to poke that carrottop until they bleed. I’m too lazy to say it.
I want to poke that carrottop until they bleed. I’m too lazy to act on it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger
A burger so good it makes your soul scream and your pants smell like regret
I ate one and my dog died of jealousy
My ex came back just to tell me I’d ruined her life
I ate it in a bathroom and cried like a baby
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A Good Manchego is Hard to Find Burger
A burger that will ruin your life, your diet, and your chances of getting into heaven
I ate it and my mom called me a disgrace
I ate it at work and got fired
I ate it and my pants fell off in public
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Judy
A gay person who gives you advice, makes you look good, and doesn't hold back when you mess up. They’re your hype squad, your stylist, and your personal drama queen all in one.
Hey, I need a Good Judy right now. My hair looks like a raccoon exploded in a wind tunnel.
You’re my Good Judy. I’d let you pick my outfit even if it’s a neon fanny pack.
I’m not crying. You’re not a Good Judy. You’re just a bad friend with a bad sense of fashion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Judy
That one friend who’s always there for you, even when you’re a total mess. They’ll stick by you through every disaster, and they’ll call you out when you need it the most.
You’re my Good Judy. I’d let you dress me even if it means wearing a shirt that says ‘I survived a karaoke night.’
I don’t need a Good Judy. I need a Good Judy who doesn’t laugh at my failed dating life.
You’re my Good Judy. You’ve seen me cry in public, and you still love me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Joe
A good Joe is when a Philippine walker tells you you're so average it's almost sad
Your a good Joe
You're a good Joe
You're just a good Joe
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Joe
A good Joe is when you're not Joel, but you're still bad at life
Not Joel
Still bad
Not Joel, but still bad
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check
You think you're the king of the world because you got a word on Urban Dictionary, but then you remember you're still a broke loser who lives with his mom and can't even read properly.
You post your word and get 10 likes, then your mom yells at you for not doing your chores.
You tell your brother about it, and he says, 'You still can't spell 'paragraph' right.'
You check your bank account and it's got less money than your confidence.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check
You get a high from being on Urban Dictionary, but then your brain hits the ground because you're still a 24-year-old who can't even pass English and still lives with his mom.
You think you're cool, then your mom says, 'You're still in 9th Grade, kid.'
Your dad texts you, 'You still can't spell 'sentence' right.'
You look at your bank account and it's got zero money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check
You feel like a king because your word is on Urban Dictionary, but then your brain explodes because you're still a 24-year-old who can't even read and still lives with his mom.
You think you're famous, then your mom says, 'You still can't pass English.'
Your brother laughs at you and says, 'You still can't spell 'word' right.'
You check your bank account and it's got nothing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check
You get a rush from your word being on Urban Dictionary, but then you fall flat because you're still a broke 24-year-old who still lives with his mom and still can't pass English.
You feel like a star, then your mom yells at you for not doing your chores.
You text your brother, and he says, 'Still can't spell 'sentence' right.'
You check your bank and it's got zero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check
You get a tiny high from your word being on Urban Dictionary, but it quickly turns to a gut punch because you're still a 24-year-old who still lives with his mom and still can't even read.
You think you're the best, then your mom says, 'Still in 9th Grade.'
You text your dad and he says, 'Still can't spell 'paragraph' right.'
You look at your bank account and it's got nothing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check
You get a quick high from your word on Urban Dictionary, but it crashes when you realize you're still a 24-year-old who still lives with his mom and still can't even spell 'sentence'.
You feel awesome, then your mom says, 'Still in 9th Grade.'
You tell your brother, and he says, 'Still can't spell 'word' right.'
You check your bank and it's got zero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Education
When a kid younger than 13 gets a front row seat to the worst kind of adult fun.
My brother saw my mom and dad doing their thing and now he thinks that's how you make pizza.
I walked in on my parents and my dog and now I think the dog is the best part of that duo.
My cousin saw his mom and dad doing the horizontal shuffle and now he thinks that's how you play chess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Good Education
When a kid under 13 gets a full movie of the most embarrassing adult moment ever.
I saw my parents going at it like they were fighting for the last donut and now I know why they’re always tired.
My sister saw my dad and her aunt doing the wild thing and now she thinks that's what happens when you wear pajamas to work.
I walked in on my parents doing the most awkward dance and now I know why they’re always out of breath.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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