A Good Education

My brother saw my mom and dad doing their thing and now he thinks that's how you make pizza.

I walked in on my parents and my dog and now I think the dog is the best part of that duo.

My cousin saw his mom and dad doing the horizontal shuffle and now he thinks that's how you play chess.

I saw my parents going at it like they were fighting for the last donut and now I know why they’re always tired.

My sister saw my dad and her aunt doing the wild thing and now she thinks that's what happens when you wear pajamas to work.

I walked in on my parents doing the most awkward dance and now I know why they’re always out of breath.

My brother saw my parents doing the most awkward dance and now he thinks that's how you make a sandwich.

I walked in on my parents going at it like they were trying to beat the world record for loudness.

My cousin saw my mom and dad doing the wild thing and now she thinks that's how you fix a broken toaster.