A Dahlhaus
A mountain of poop so big it looks like it was dropped by a giant
My aunt's breakfast looked like a Dahlhaus.
The dog left a Dahlhaus on the porch.
He ate the whole cake and now it's a Dahlhaus.
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A Dahlhaus
A pile of crap so bad it could make a saint cry
That toilet looked like it had a Dahlhaus for breakfast.
The kid's lunch was a Dahlhaus in disguise.
He took a dump so big it was a Dahlhaus.
A Dahlhaus
A poop heap so thick you could live in it
The dog’s Dahlhaus was so big it blocked the door.
She left a Dahlhaus in the bathtub.
He took a dump so big it was a Dahlhaus.
A Dahlhaus
A pile of poop so strong it could punch a wall
The Dahlhaus was so big it made the ceiling shake.
He left a Dahlhaus in the middle of the kitchen.
That pile of poop was a Dahlhaus.
A Dahlhaus
A pile of poop so bad it could beat a dragon
She left a Dahlhaus in the middle of the room.
That Dahlhaus was so big it made the floor stink.
He took a dump so big it was a Dahlhaus.
A Dahlhaus
A pile of poop so big it could be a new planet
That Dahlhaus was so big it could be a new planet.
He left a Dahlhaus in the park.
The dog’s Dahlhaus was so big it was a new planet.
A Daft Punk
A Daft Punk is when you vanish like a fart in a hurricane
My friend went missing after the concert. Total Daft Punk.
He said, 'See ya later, sucker!' and vanished. Classic Daft Punk.
She disappeared mid-sentence. Pure Daft Punk magic.
A Daft Punk
Daft Punk is two French robots who made the world lose its mind with funky beats and stupid helmets
'I can't believe they came back!' said my cousin. 'They're like robots from another planet!'
They wore helmets so stupid, I thought they were going to explode.
The music was so good, I nearly had a brain meltdown.
A Daft Punk
Daft Punk are hot robots who make music so good, it turns your brain to mush
'I listened to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger and my brain exploded!'
They are the best. No one disagrees.
They're like robots, but with better fashion sense.
A Daft Punk
Daft Punk are the ultimate duo, like the best of the best, and then some
They're the best duo, no doubt about it.
'I would marry them if they weren't already married to music.'
They're like the best duo in the entire universe. Period.
A Daft Punk
Daft Punk are the reason France hasn't been destroyed by the rest of the world yet
France is still standing because of Daft Punk.
'If they didn't exist, France would have been destroyed by now.'
They're the only reason I still like France.
A Daft Punk
Daft Punk is the best duo ever, making songs so good, your brain can't handle it
Their songs are so good, my brain can't handle it.
'I listen to them and I'm like, 'What even is life?''
They're the best. No one argues.
A Daft Punk
Daft Punk are two robots who make music so good, you repeat the same line over and over like a lunatic
'I've heard Da Funk like 100 times and I still love it.'
They make music so good, you repeat it until your brain gives up.
'Every time I listen, I'm like, 'Why is this still good?''
A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you act like you're the boss of the situation even though you have no clue what's going on and you're too full of yourself to admit it.
I'm gonna fail this test but I'm still gonna sit in the front row and talk during the exam.
He tried to start a fight with three guys but forgot he was wearing pajamas.
She said she was gonna cook dinner but just microwaved a burrito and called it a masterpiece.
A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you think you're the main character of the story even though you're just the guy who tripped over his own feet.
He walked into the room like he was about to save the world but tripped over his own shoelace.
She said she was gonna win the talent show but just sang a single note and walked off.
He tried to be cool at the party but spilled his drink on the DJ.
A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you think you're in charge but you're just the guy who forgot to bring the map and is now lost in a mall.
He tried to lead the group on a hike but had no idea where he was going and just walked in circles.
She said she was going to be the best at the game but quit after the first round.
He tried to impress the class by doing a magic trick but just dropped the card and ran out.
A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you talk like you're the king of the castle but you're just the guy who forgot to bring his sword and now he's stuck with a mop.
He said he was gonna beat up the whole school but just walked into the principal's office and cried.
She said she was gonna be a rockstar but just played one chord and walked offstage.
He tried to be the hero of the movie but just fell asleep during the big fight scene.
A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you think you're the best but you're just the guy who walked into the wrong room and now everyone is laughing at you.
He tried to be the life of the party but just showed up in his pajamas and said nothing.
She said she was gonna win the race but just walked in slow motion and fell over.
He tried to be the cool kid but just ate a whole pizza and said 'I'm full now.'
A Daan Attempt
A Daan attempt is when you act like you're the main character in a movie but you're just the guy who forgot his lines and now everyone is laughing at him.
He said he was gonna be the best at the game but just walked out after the first question.
She said she was gonna be a famous singer but just sang the alphabet and left.
He tried to impress everyone with his dance moves but just tripped and fell.
A DRAKE FRANKLY
a guy who dates a bunch of girls at the same time and acts like he's the king of the world. He's a manwhore who thinks he's fancy.
'You're just a drake frankly, bro. You can't even pick one girl.'
'He dates three girls and still thinks he's the main character.'
'He's a drake frankly, and he doesn't even know how to spell it.'